| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Baja sopapilla | 11 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #824 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #223 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 11 |
| #61 | Crimbo dinner | 11 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #71 | Crimbosmopolitan | 11 |
| #74 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 5 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 111 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #201 | Elf Guard MPC | 111 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #15 | LOLmec statuette | 6 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #649 | Schrödinger's thermos | 11 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 16 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 8 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 6 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 149 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #35 | antique nutcracker figurine | 11 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #27 | asshat | 696 |
| #38 | bag of park garbage | 7,196 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #32 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 3 |
| #22 | bread man | 11 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #26 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 11 |
| #7 | bum cheek | 4,801 |
| #39 | cabooze | 11 |
| #18 | candy harmonica | 11 |
| #37 | chocomotive | 11 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #9 | corned beet | 11 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #31 | cuppa Royal tea | 11 |
| #11 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 69 |
| #132 | dense meat stack | 11,111 |
| #125 | donated booze | 111 |
| #129 | donated candy | 111 |
| #136 | donated food | 111 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #20 | eggwater | 11 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| 🥈 | everfull glass | 69 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #7 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 12 |
| #28 | flan del mar | 11 |
| #27 | flour cookie | 11 |
| #34 | freightcake | 11 |
| #80 | frost flower | 2 |
| #150 | fudge bunny | 4 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #49 | gooified animal matter | 111 |
| #50 | gooified mineral matter | 111 |
| #53 | gooified vegetable matter | 111 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #22 | green marshmallow | 11 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | groping claw | 69 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #36 | karma shawarma | 11 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #47 | lost elf luggage | 111 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #8 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 11 |
| #8 | mana-coated yams | 11 |
| #12 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 11 |
| #10 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #35 | marshmallow bomb | 11 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #25 | multi-level marzipan | 11 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #5 | pickled bread | 11 |
| #115 | pile of Trainbot parts | 111 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #20 | plain candy cane | 11 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #17 | powdered powdered sugar | 11 |
| #544 | quantum taco | 11 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #47 | roll of toilet paper | 2,013 |
| #6 | salted mutton | 11 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #104 | solid gold jewel | 6 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #23 | very fancy whiskey | 11 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #14 | waterlogged cloth | 111 |
| #12 | waterlogged leather | 111 |
| #10 | waterlogged metal | 111 |
| #93 | waterlogged stuffing | 11 |
| #6 | waterlogged wood | 111 |