| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2034 | Crimbuck | 35 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #44 | urinal cake | 1,178 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |