| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #67 | 5-hour acrimony | 11 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #264 | Crown of the Goblin King | 86 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #466 | Iron Beta of Industry | 16 |
| #81 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 68 |
| #221 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 10 |
| #35 | Knob mushroom | 988 |
| #55 | Knoll mushroom | 258 |
| #38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #277 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 24 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #106 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 19 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #466 | Supernova Champagne | 5 |
| #105 | Swabbie™ swab | 49 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 13 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 94 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #182 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 15 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #67 | all-purpose cleaner | 147 |
| #65 | angst burger | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #17 | astral mushroom | 1,618 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #459 | badass belt | 98 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #32 | bilge wine | 2,016 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #35 | booty chest charrrm | 718 |
| #112 | box of sunshine | 3,803 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #31 | cannonball charrrm | 791 |
| #132 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 12 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #164 | cool mushroom | 16 |
| #30 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 695 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #40 | cursed black pearl onion | 61 |
| #43 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 48 |
| #40 | cursed bottle of rum | 62 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #39 | cursed sea biscuit | 56 |
| #267 | daisy | 11 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #257 | easter egg balloon | 73 |
| #86 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 19 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #70 | exotic orchid | 3 |
| #28 | fish-liver oil | 2,105 |
| #223 | fistful of ashes | 18 |
| #100 | flaming mushroom | 26 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #121 | frozen mushroom | 23 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #234 | grue egg | 93 |
| #77 | grumpy old man charrrm | 50 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| 🥇 | ice-cold fotie | 294,999 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #652 | lavender candy heart | 11 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #41 | mini-zeppelin | 2 |
| #74 | mushroom fermenting solution | 95 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #327 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #121 | pink candygram | 5 |
| #137 | pointy mushroom | 17 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #148 | rum barrel charrrm | 11 |
| #124 | sandwich of the gods | 19 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #228 | shiny ring | 101 |
| #32 | silver tongue charrrm | 601 |
| #85 | simple ancient cursed key | 3 |
| #36 | solid gold pegleg | 332 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #82 | spooky mushroom | 783 |
| #81 | stinky mushroom | 27 |
| #43 | stinky mushroom wine | 8 |
| #351 | stuffed dodecapede | 11 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #56 | tarrrnish charrrm | 55 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #20 | thought balloon | 11 |
| #30 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 2,011 |
| #308 | warm mushroom | 5 |
| #22 | witty rapier | 687 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #20 | yohohoyo | 356 |