Museum :: Lord Merkin

Lord Merkin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1116	7-ball	2
#1778	8-ball	3
#834	Amulet of Yendor	15
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#296	Doc's Miracle Cure	4
#282	Ent cider	32
#1090	Feynman gate	6
#797	Goodfella contract	6
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#884	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	7
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#757	Valentine	22
#158	Valentine's Day cake	4
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#168	arrow'd heart balloon	4
#323	astral mushroom	32
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#627	atomic vector plotter	4
#398	bag of airline peanuts	77
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#75	beer cartilage	9
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#559	bi-lateral logic compressor	4
#566	black candy heart	9
#799	black paisley oyster egg	6
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#192	black polka-dot oyster egg	27
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#484	blood flower	14
#410	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#615	blue polka-dot oyster egg	7
#301	blue striped oyster egg	14
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#26	boilermaker	120
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#142	bow staff	1
#134	bowler	1
#623	brick	59
#259	brine	74
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#90	calle de miel with a fly in it	3
#956	can of spinach	1
#2397	candy stake	3
#1343	capacitor relay	4
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#653	cheap plastic bottle opener	10
#171	cheap wind-up clock	4
#492	chopsticks	5
#522	clown hammer	53
#290	cocktail onion	1
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#696	corpse on the beach	7
#854	corpsedriver	5
#1027	corpsetini	4
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#384	cymbal syrup	16
#849	defective skull	17
#390	dill	100
#249	disassembled clover	400
#1640	doll house	1
#123	double daisy	4
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#871	empty blowgun	1
#784	encoder ring	10
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#675	explosion-flavored chewing gum	39
#458	fake fake vomit	72
#389	fake hand	72
#539	fancy dress ball	23
#779	fire	6
#501	frigid mote	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#441	ghost cucumber	100
#292	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#75	green beer	199
#635	grouchy restless spirit	7
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#375	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	8
#529	hyperbolic plasma focuser	5
#171	ice stein	2
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#691	invisible bag	1
#1471	ion grid	3
#834	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#429	jazz soap	69
#486	joybuzzer	63
#507	killer rag doll	5
#948	kite	7
#1086	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#492	lavender plastic oyster egg	8
#359	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	8
#609	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#500	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#289	loaded serum blowgun	14
#1416	logic synthesizer	3
#570	lovecat tail	1
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#557	magical ice cube with a fly in it	53
#481	mauve paisley oyster egg	6
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#729	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	4
#184	mauve striped oyster egg	17
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#160	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	4
#459	mood ring	11
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#493	off-white plastic oyster egg	10
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#311	oriole-feather headdress	4
#2035	pet rock	2
#545	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	46
#614	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	47
#495	petrified time	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#1364	pixellated candy heart	4
#1184	pool cue	1
#1172	portable corkscrew	3
#1405	possessed top	3
#153	potted fern	5
#430	puce paisley oyster egg	6
#167	puce plastic oyster egg	19
#248	puce polka-dot oyster egg	14
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#659	rag doll	3
#1536	razor-tipped yo-yo	3
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#1131	red plastic oyster egg	4
#331	red polka-dot oyster egg	10
#467	red striped oyster egg	6
#944	ring of aggravate monster	2
#1586	roll of toilet paper	12
#457	rubber emo roe	71
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#694	sleeping snowy owl	3
#1348	sock monkey	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#238	spooky stuffing	27
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#2345	stuffed alien blob	2
#2643	stuffing	1
#1586	teddy bear	2
#12	time helmet	2
🥇	time sleigh	1
#10	time sword	3
#11	time trousers	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#778	toast	980
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#1217	toy jet pack	4
#582	toy mercenary	11
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#892	toy train	2
#1164	tree-eating kite	18
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#501	vinegar	80
#726	whoopie cushion	41
#616	wind-up chattering teeth	50
#615	witch hat	1
#461	wool hat	2
#704	x-ray specs	22
#183	yellow plastic oyster egg	26
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#642	yellow snowcone	51
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1428	yo	4
#2364	yo-yo	1
#610	zombie pineal gland	8

Wow, that's 3,787 items total!

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