| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #11 | Afternoon Delight | 231 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #349 | BGE shotglass | 21 |
| 🥇 | BRICKO pearl | 1,996 |
| #28 | Boltsmann ID badge | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #383 | CRIMBCO scrip | 815 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #6 | Clan Carnival Game | 1 |
| #19 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #396 | Crimbo Credit | 8 |
| #76 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 34 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 6 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 13 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 9 |
| #14 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 738 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 4 |
| #27 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 33 |
| #191 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 8 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 6 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 29 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 2 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 5 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 10 |
| #2134 | Crimbuck | 25 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #111 | Elf Army machine parts | 8 |
| #26 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 4 |
| #9 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 14 |
| #15 | Elf Guard MPC | 10,806 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard broom | 2 |
| #29 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #58 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 3 |
| #90 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 13 |
| #38 | Elf Guard honor present | 8 |
| #22 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 5 |
| #17 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 9 |
| #53 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 4 |
| #36 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 14 |
| #40 | Elf Guard safety bear | 3 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 4 |
| #21 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 44 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr tattoo kit | 1 |
| #610 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #8 | Jamaican coffee | 55 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #56 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 3 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #16 | My First Paycheck envelope | 5 |
| #21 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #19 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 27 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #14 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 4 |
| #14 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 42 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #34 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 3 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 7 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #42 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #28 | Trainbot radar monocle | 3 |
| #10 | Twelve Night Energy | 93 |
| #16 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| #25 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #14 | aspirin | 43 |
| #8 | automa-bot parts | 2,936 |
| #46 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | bag of QWOP | 11,515 |
| #8 | bag of park garbage | 420,420 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #20 | black snowcone | 107 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| #109 | bottle of goofballs | 192 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1581 | box of sunshine | 107 |
| #78 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #93 | brain preservation fluid | 4 |
| #18 | breakfast miracle | 23 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #11 | can of mixed everything | 16 |
| #36 | candied lime | 5 |
| #13 | cannonbomb | 49 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #6 | clerical automa-core | 15 |
| #12 | cloning kit | 292 |
| #40 | corned beet | 7 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #146 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 5 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| 🥈 | disco biscuit | 70 |
| #25 | discocktail | 293 |
| #452 | donated booze | 4 |
| #335 | donated candy | 16 |
| #415 | donated food | 5 |
| #7 | dream of a dog | 24 |
| #878 | easter egg balloon | 28 |
| #377 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #22 | expensive cigar | 12 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #83 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥈 | folder (Seawolf) | 826 |
| #21 | free boots | 2 |
| 🥈 | frost flower | 539 |
| #31 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 5 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #24 | gingerbread nylons | 28 |
| #41 | gingerbread pirate | 5 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #15 | grog nuts | 43 |
| #8 | gunwale | 5 |
| #8 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 132 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #13 | housekeeping automa-core | 7 |
| #8 | huge bowl of candy | 376 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #32 | lost elf luggage | 219 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #12 | mother's little helper | 4,099 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #20 | officer's nog | 56 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #52 | peppermint bomb | 6 |
| #20 | peppermint tack | 64 |
| #43 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #33 | pickled bread | 7 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #16 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 3 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #40 | portable steam unit | 4 |
| #26 | potato alarm clock | 10 |
| 🥉 | prank Crimbo card | 109 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #99 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 10 |
| #92 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #54 | salted mutton | 6 |
| #4 | sausage golem | 3 |
| #7 | security automa-core | 11 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | soggy seed packet | 759 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #555 | strange shiny disc | 6 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #26 | sundae ration | 30 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #50 | tiny house | 6,775 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #6 | trick coin | 78 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #39 | twitching trigger finger | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #188 | warbear helm fragment | 30 |
| #40 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 17 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #24 | whalegun | 2 |
| #29 | whalesteak | 32 |
| #57 | wine-soaked bone chips | 16 |
| #231 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |