| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #369 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 6 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #426 | Blood Light | 6 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #319 | Crimboween memo | 28 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #343 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #92 | Piddles | 23 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #145 | abandoned candy | 10 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #402 | bite-me-red lipstick | 26 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #436 | black candy heart | 16 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #555 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #35 | black snowcone | 69 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | borg sock monkey | 29 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1426 | box of sunshine | 127 |
| #176 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 15 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #901 | brine | 12 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #211 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #415 | carob chunk cookies | 4 |
| #495 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #337 | chorizo brownies | 5 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #350 | coffin lid | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #831 | fancy dress ball | 12 |
| #601 | felt | 15 |
| #1134 | fire | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #370 | fuzzbump | 5 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #697 | googly eye | 19 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #835 | green beer | 11 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #615 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #347 | kite | 21 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #517 | lucky rabbit's foot | 13 |
| #458 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #507 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #306 | necrotizing body spray | 26 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #342 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 12 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1235 | pet rock | 5 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #540 | pumpkinhead mask | 11 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #512 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 16 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #174 | sleeping snowy owl | 22 |
| #425 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #245 | sorority brain | 5 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #167 | string of blue beads | 56 |
| #189 | string of green beads | 50 |
| #154 | string of red beads | 59 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #764 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1,022 |
| #652 | top | 7 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #897 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #686 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #361 | vampire collar | 4 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #24 | vampire pearl earring | 2 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |
| #764 | yo-yo | 31 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |