| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #367 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 6 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #425 | Blood Light | 6 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #319 | Crimboween memo | 28 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #342 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #93 | Piddles | 23 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #143 | abandoned candy | 10 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #401 | bite-me-red lipstick | 26 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #434 | black candy heart | 16 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #554 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #35 | black snowcone | 69 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | borg sock monkey | 29 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1422 | box of sunshine | 127 |
| #175 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 15 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #901 | brine | 12 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #413 | carob chunk cookies | 4 |
| #493 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #336 | chorizo brownies | 5 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #350 | coffin lid | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #831 | fancy dress ball | 12 |
| #599 | felt | 15 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #369 | fuzzbump | 5 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #693 | googly eye | 19 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #835 | green beer | 11 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #347 | kite | 21 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #515 | lucky rabbit's foot | 13 |
| #459 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #510 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #306 | necrotizing body spray | 26 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #342 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 12 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #543 | pumpkinhead mask | 11 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #511 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 16 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #173 | sleeping snowy owl | 22 |
| #427 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #245 | sorority brain | 5 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #167 | string of blue beads | 56 |
| #189 | string of green beads | 50 |
| #154 | string of red beads | 59 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1,022 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #896 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #684 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #362 | vampire collar | 4 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #24 | vampire pearl earring | 2 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |
| #764 | yo-yo | 31 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |