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| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
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| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
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| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
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| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
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| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
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| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
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| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
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| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
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| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #234 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 6 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #457 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 35 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
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| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #223 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 62 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic grue | 47 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
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| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 46 |
| #740 | tiny plastic killer bee | 23 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #193 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 72 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mosquito | 173 |
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| #600 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 28 |
| #374 | tiny plastic sauceror | 11 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 62 |
| #693 | tiny plastic stab bat | 25 |
| #610 | tiny plastic star starfish | 27 |
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| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #174 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
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| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
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| #169 | warbear feasting bread | 2 |
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| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #88 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 5 |
| #104 | warbear warrior bread | 2 |
| #367 | wooden block | 9 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
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