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#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
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🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
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#10 | escargotsicle | 160 |
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#69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
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#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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#225 | joybuzzer | 121 |
#76 | kumquartz | 79 |
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#237 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 108 |
#234 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 122 |
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#489 | potted fern | 1 |
#287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
#271 | really dense meat stack | 23 |
#47 | red gummi ingot | 712 |
#1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
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#853 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
#10 | sensitive poetry journal | 166 |
#9 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 183 |
#381 | solid gold bowling ball | 49 |
🥈 | spooky scarecrow | 1,389 |
#479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
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#931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
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#1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
#1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#189 | strawberyl | 40 |
#997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
#225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
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#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#179 | stuffed doppelshifter | 84 |
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#1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
#776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#152 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 127 |
#29 | sucker scaffold | 279 |
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#798 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
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#508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
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#2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
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#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
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#764 | tiny plastic angry goat | 23 |
#621 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
#589 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 28 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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#758 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 23 |
#683 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
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#1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
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#425 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 36 |
#624 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 27 |
#483 | tiny plastic mosquito | 33 |
#1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
#786 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
#1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
#695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
#710 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 24 |
#655 | tiny plastic stab bat | 26 |
#610 | tiny plastic star starfish | 27 |
#1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
#846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
#122 | tourmalime | 53 |
#1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#192 | trilobite fossil | 26 |
#392 | tulip | 1 |
#446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
#727 | urinal cake | 1 |
#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#20 | white Xanadian | 61 |
#902 | white balloon | 1 |
#187 | whoopie cushion | 152 |
#305 | wind-up chattering teeth | 102 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#247 | x-ray specs | 92 |
#1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
#47 | yellow gummi ingot | 711 |
#219 | yellow snowcone | 142 |
#125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |