| #21 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 616 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 3 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #26 | Beignet Milgranet | 18 |
| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #16 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 3 |
| #409 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 6 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #20 | Centauri fish wine | 9 |
| #9 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 33 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 5 |
| #14 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 4 |
| #7 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 9 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #2384 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #25 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| #8 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 69 |
| #13 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 18 |
| #11 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 10 |
| #11 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 14 |
| #10 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 13 |
| #59 | Drowsy Sword | 210 |
| #34 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| #50 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| #32 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 3 |
| #10 | En Una Fila Tequila | 5 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #6 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 23,399 |
| #8 | Guzzlr application | 2 |
| #86 | Hippy Army MPE | 162 |
| #362 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 20 |
| #467 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 58 |
| #689 | Mad Train wine | 94 |
| #28 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 7 |
| #45 | Morto Moreto | 6 |
| #4 | My First Paycheck envelope | 49 |
| #116 | NPZR chemistry set | 53 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #28 | Psychotic Train wine | 85 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #17 | Rock Garden Guide | 3 |
| #23 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 3 |
| #180 | Supernova Champagne | 37 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Temps Tempranillo | 10 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 5 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1165 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #267 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #808 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #120 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #15 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 4 |
| #951 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 4 |
| #13 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #27 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 985 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #123 | antique painting of a landscape | 7 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #36 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #389 | baconstone | 21 |
| #950 | badass belt | 57 |
| #277 | battered Crimbo Crate | 47 |
| #80 | beavermouth | 131 |
| #583 | bilge wine | 8 |
| #221 | black pension check | 28 |
| #18 | blood-red mushroom wine | 7 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #41 | book of facts | 3 |
| #11 | booze bindle | 341 |
| #11 | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | 11 |
| #5 | bottle of anís | 31 |
| #4 | bottle of dark rhum | 11 |
| #23 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 8 |
| #45 | bottle of sea wine | 8 |
| #387 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #27 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #27 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 3 |
| #21 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 3 |
| #25 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #13 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #28 | boxed bat wings | 3 |
| #42 | briefcase | 620 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #9 | buzzing mushroom wine | 13 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #54 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #24 | closed-circuit phone system | 3 |
| #29 | commemorative war stein | 2,386 |
| #11 | complex mushroom wine | 10 |
| #66 | cool mushroom wine | 5 |
| #228 | cruelty-free wine | 11 |
| #40 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 14 |
| #387 | crystalline cheer | 57 |
| #67 | cubic zirconia | 28 |
| #32 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #25 | decanter of fine Scotch | 11 |
| #26 | deed to Oliver's Place | 3 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #583 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #134 | doll house | 44 |
| #10 | dollar-sign bag | 1,798 |
| #178 | dollhive | 57 |
| #7 | drink chit | 1,161 |
| #13 | duct tape wallet | 535 |
| #9 | dusty Crimbo crate | 559 |
| #706 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 8 |
| #223 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 112 |
| #213 | dusty bottle of Port | 117 |
| #204 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 101 |
| #10 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #19 | expensive champagne | 8 |
| #7 | exploding cigar | 4,057 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #155 | fancy seashell necklace | 159 |
| #8 | fat stacks of cash | 111,953 |
| #10 | fat wallet | 1,725 |
| #89 | fine wine | 203 |
| #36 | flaming mushroom wine | 12 |
| #21 | flask of port | 10 |
| #75 | gloomy mushroom wine | 9 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 36 |
| #15 | government per-diem | 312 |
| #20 | grey gosling | 2 |
| #10 | grilled mooseflank | 192 |
| #347 | grue egg | 72 |
| #238 | grue egg omelette | 12 |
| #198 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
| #452 | hamethyst | 18 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #22 | handful of tips | 197 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥈 | high-end ginger wine | 22 |
| #16 | huge gold coin | 1,757 |
| #22 | ice wine | 5 |
| #29 | icy mushroom wine | 12 |
| #28 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #16 | latte lovers club card | 2 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #132 | lump of diamond | 31 |
| #23 | magnum of fancy champagne | 5 |
| #13 | massive gemstone | 823 |
| #28 | meat from yesterday | 379 |
| #26 | mentholated wine | 2 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #26 | mini kiwi egg | 3 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #9 | mulled hobo wine | 41 |
| #12 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 3 |
| #20 | nothingtini | 6 |
| #77 | oily mushroom wine | 6 |
| #22 | old coin purse | 2,142 |
| #20 | old leather wallet | 2,132 |
| #11 | overpowering mushroom wine | 13 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #24 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #15 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 3 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #24 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 3 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #49 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #19 | packaged model train set | 3 |
| #71 | painting of a glass of wine | 14 |
| #17 | peace turkey outline | 3 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #25 | phish stick | 41 |
| 🥈 | photo booth sized crate | 3 |
| #20 | pile of gold coins | 1,732 |
| #13 | pixel coin | 575 |
| #9 | pixellated moneybag | 847 |
| #122 | plum wine | 5 |
| #779 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #1222 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| 🥈 | red coin | 22 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #80 | red red wine | 12 |
| #8 | reusable shopping bag | 8 |
| #18 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 2 |
| #15 | scotch on the rocks | 105 |
| #15 | shiny stones | 1,641 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #29 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #9 | smooth mushroom wine | 15 |
| #71 | solid gold bowling ball | 209 |
| #16 | solid gold jewel | 246 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #566 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #54 | stale cheer wine | 23 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #209 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 94 |
| #21 | swirling mushroom wine | 5 |
| #144 | ten-leaf clover | 232 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1082 | towel | 5 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #33 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #15 | unoccupied sheep suit | 3 |
| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #20 | untorn tearaway pants package | 3 |
| #193 | valuable trinket | 482 |
| #12 | very fancy whiskey | 33 |
| #34 | void burger | 145 |
| #33 | void lager | 128 |
| #41 | void stone | 117 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #126 | white money bag | 2 |
| #29 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |