| #28 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 458 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 3 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #20 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #10 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 3 |
| #408 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 6 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #25 | Centauri fish wine | 4 |
| #9 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 33 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 5 |
| #14 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 4 |
| #7 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 9 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #94 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #26 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| #6 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 64 |
| #14 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 14 |
| #12 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 5 |
| #10 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 14 |
| #8 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 12 |
| #65 | Drowsy Sword | 197 |
| #10 | En Una Fila Tequila | 5 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #13 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 17,254 |
| #9 | Guzzlr application | 2 |
| #86 | Hippy Army MPE | 162 |
| #357 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 20 |
| #462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 58 |
| #684 | Mad Train wine | 94 |
| #51 | Morto Moreto | 4 |
| #4 | My First Paycheck envelope | 49 |
| #116 | NPZR chemistry set | 53 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #23 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #33 | Psychotic Train wine | 65 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #18 | Rock Garden Guide | 3 |
| #24 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 3 |
| #179 | Supernova Champagne | 37 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #46 | Temps Tempranillo | 7 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #493 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 5 |
| #1569 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #1014 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #604 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #1019 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #742 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #789 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #113 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #13 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 4 |
| #952 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 4 |
| #14 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #1112 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #29 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 701 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #125 | antique painting of a landscape | 7 |
| #569 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #926 | antique record album | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #37 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #603 | baconstone | 13 |
| #946 | badass belt | 57 |
| #73 | bag of park garbage | 743 |
| #81 | beavermouth | 129 |
| #581 | bilge wine | 8 |
| #218 | black pension check | 28 |
| #22 | blood-red mushroom wine | 5 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #43 | book of facts | 3 |
| #11 | booze bindle | 271 |
| #9 | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | 11 |
| #6 | bottle of anís | 18 |
| #4 | bottle of dark rhum | 6 |
| #30 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 5 |
| #42 | bottle of sea wine | 8 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #6705 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #26 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #16 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 3 |
| #27 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #12 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #41 | briefcase | 563 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #14 | buzzing mushroom wine | 6 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #25 | closed-circuit phone system | 3 |
| #32 | commemorative war stein | 2,160 |
| #16 | complex mushroom wine | 7 |
| #272 | cruelty-free wine | 9 |
| #39 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 14 |
| #373 | crystalline cheer | 57 |
| #69 | cubic zirconia | 27 |
| #33 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #28 | decanter of fine Scotch | 8 |
| #25 | deed to Oliver's Place | 3 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #12 | dollar-sign bag | 1,296 |
| #9 | drink chit | 876 |
| #15 | duct tape wallet | 385 |
| #704 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 8 |
| #234 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 103 |
| #226 | dusty bottle of Port | 107 |
| #231 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 89 |
| #8 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #33 | expensive champagne | 3 |
| #11 | exploding cigar | 3,553 |
| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #155 | fancy seashell necklace | 159 |
| 🥉 | fat stacks of cash | 66,963 |
| #12 | fat wallet | 1,246 |
| #115 | fine wine | 107 |
| #88 | flaming mushroom wine | 5 |
| #24 | flask of port | 8 |
| #170 | gloomy mushroom wine | 4 |
| #227 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #153 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #34 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 36 |
| #14 | government per-diem | 235 |
| #21 | grey gosling | 2 |
| #9 | grilled mooseflank | 189 |
| #352 | grue egg | 71 |
| #239 | grue egg omelette | 12 |
| #196 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
| #710 | hamethyst | 11 |
| #211 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #20 | handful of tips | 176 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥈 | high-end ginger wine | 22 |
| #21 | huge gold coin | 1,255 |
| #30 | ice wine | 2 |
| #50 | icy mushroom wine | 8 |
| #27 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #20 | latte lovers club card | 2 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #132 | lump of diamond | 31 |
| #29 | magnum of fancy champagne | 3 |
| #16 | massive gemstone | 584 |
| #28 | meat from yesterday | 334 |
| #32 | mentholated wine | 1 |
| #226 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #36 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #9 | mulled hobo wine | 38 |
| #13 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 3 |
| #22 | nothingtini | 4 |
| #138 | oily mushroom wine | 3 |
| #24 | old coin purse | 1,590 |
| #26 | old leather wallet | 1,575 |
| #15 | overpowering mushroom wine | 9 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #26 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #44 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 3 |
| #35 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #34 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #51 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #20 | packaged model train set | 3 |
| #72 | painting of a glass of wine | 12 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #23 | phish stick | 41 |
| #25 | pile of gold coins | 1,220 |
| #15 | pixel coin | 402 |
| #13 | pixellated moneybag | 619 |
| #121 | plum wine | 5 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #19 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #13 | red coin | 9 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #78 | red red wine | 12 |
| #8 | reusable shopping bag | 8 |
| #19 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 2 |
| #14 | scotch on the rocks | 105 |
| #17 | shiny stones | 1,190 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #27 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #28 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #14 | smooth mushroom wine | 9 |
| #74 | solid gold bowling ball | 196 |
| #23 | solid gold jewel | 179 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #562 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #54 | stale cheer wine | 23 |
| #481 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #175 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #144 | ten-leaf clover | 228 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #921 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #163 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #37 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #14 | unoccupied sheep suit | 3 |
| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #203 | valuable trinket | 441 |
| #17 | very fancy whiskey | 18 |
| #32 | void burger | 141 |
| #30 | void lager | 125 |
| #39 | void stone | 117 |
| #246 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #33 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |