| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #16 | asbestos helmet turtle | 14 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1436 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #47 | chintzy turtle brooch | 27 |
| #24 | chrome helmet turtle | 29 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #699 | felt | 13 |
| #532 | googly eye | 25 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #111 | helmet turtle | 1,085 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #151 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #437 | length of string | 28 |
| #17 | linoleum helmet turtle | 17 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #183 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #19 | meaty helmet turtle | 23 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #36 | nanofiber cloth | 156 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #99 | skeletortoise | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #4 | stone turtle | 100 |
| #567 | stringy sinew | 16 |
| #2854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4262 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #2546 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3124 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4029 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3268 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3403 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2942 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #406 | stuffing | 22 |
| #106 | theoretical string | 240 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 29 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #586 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #848 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #441 | tiny plastic angry goat | 36 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #623 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #410 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 38 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #411 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 37 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #519 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 32 |
| #533 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 30 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #218 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 17 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #568 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 29 |
| #528 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 31 |
| #455 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 36 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #450 | tiny plastic grue | 35 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #697 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 25 |
| #557 | tiny plastic killer bee | 29 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #538 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 30 |
| #626 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 27 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #419 | tiny plastic mosquito | 37 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #311 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 49 |
| #599 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #561 | tiny plastic scary clown | 13 |
| #592 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #884 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic stab bat | 34 |
| #449 | tiny plastic star starfish | 35 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 15 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #95 | tortoise's blessing | 45 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #116 | turtle pheromones | 60 |
| #90 | turtle totem | 885 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |