| #9 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 19 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #554 | Angry Farmer candy | 125 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #33 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #773 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1510 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #34 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #948 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 50 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #424 | Rock Pops | 125 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #710 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 6 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #301 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 200 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1358 | Yummy Tummy bean | 100 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #455 | atomic vector plotter | 8 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #922 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #390 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 9 |
| #316 | big boom | 2 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #40 | cannonball charrrm | 455 |
| #62 | capacitor relay | 190 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #118 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 94 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #281 | computronic processing unit | 12 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #199 | crazy little Turkish delight | 100 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #83 | delectable fire ant | 11 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #60 | fish-liver oil | 689 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #498 | fudge lily | 7 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #321 | green candy heart | 73 |
| #23 | green glowstick | 18 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #265 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 13 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #84 | ion grid | 185 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #6 | joybuzzer | 3,228 |
| #333 | lavender candy heart | 70 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #323 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #77 | live nautical mine | 2 |
| #83 | logic synthesizer | 175 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #182 | marzipan skull | 100 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #531 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #158 | orange candy heart | 286 |
| #99 | orange glowstick | 15 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #180 | pile of candy | 54 |
| #654 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #78 | plump juicy grub | 96 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #164 | radio button candy | 7 |
| #29 | rattlesnake enrager | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #312 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 11 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #254 | roasted marshmallow | 149 |
| #130 | rough fish scale | 5 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #705 | sake bomb | 2 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #339 | sausage bomb | 2 |
| #22 | scrumptious ice ant | 144 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | sub-molecular interocitor | 20,677 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #538 | tequila grenade | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥈 | tuning fork | 650 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #895 | water pipe bomb | 2 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #134 | white candy heart | 314 |
| #805 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #166 | yellow candy heart | 328 |
| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |
| #361 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |