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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #437 | Cloaca grenade | 37 |
| #685 | Cloaca-Cola | 38 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #589 | Dyspepsi grenade | 21 |
| #794 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 66 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3979 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #14 | chintzy seal pendant | 149 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #2803 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #539 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 5 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #59 | thin black candle | 7,045 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1967 | toast | 105 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #953 | yo-yo | 21 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |