| #5 | 11-leaf clover | 2,358 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 2 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #17 | Knob Goblin visor | 51,054 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
| #99 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 20 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #67 | Red Roger's reliquary | 12 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #101 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 50 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #78 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 24 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 23 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 178 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 15 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #522 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #441 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 105 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #88 | Twelve Night Energy | 7 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #665 | barrrnacle | 21 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #457 | bottle of goofballs | 56 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #78 | can of V-11 | 6 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #124 | corned beet | 2 |
| #34 | dense meat stack | 545,446 |
| #35 | designer handbag | 42 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #71 | guy made of bee pollen | 46 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #90 | handful of confetti | 262 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #206 | hermit permit | 17 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #66 | miniature boiler | 4 |
| 🥉 | norwhal helmet | 3 |
| #35 | note from Clancy | 2 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #18 | pocket wish | 755 |
| #564 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #19 | residual chitin paste | 11 |
| #390 | roll of toilet paper | 236 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #33 | soap knife | 215 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #199 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 15 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #203 | towel | 45 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #488 | valuable trinket | 164 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #544 | warbear whosit | 21 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |