| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #985 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #340 | Bonerdagon necklace | 34 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #406 | Boss Bat britches | 35 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #97 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 102 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #908 | badass belt | 59 |
| #1458 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of goofballs | 41 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #459 | brick | 84 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #620 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #53 | delectable catalyst | 14 |
| #537 | delicious salad | 93 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #638 | duct tape | 46 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #601 | easter egg balloon | 40 |
| #786 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #1012 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1451 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1391 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #462 | filthy lucre | 84 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1809 | grue egg | 13 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #961 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1295 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1329 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1564 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #76 | magical mystery juice | 965 |
| #249 | marshmallow | 100 |
| #679 | mood ring | 2 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1194 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 8 |
| #1618 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1260 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #680 | shingle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #277 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #960 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2850 | toast | 8 |
| #127 | turtle pheromones | 49 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1384 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1238 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #201 | worthless gewgaw | 41 |
| #207 | worthless knick-knack | 51 |
| #263 | worthless trinket | 18 |
| #902 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #1239 | yellow snowcone | 15 |