| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #984 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #337 | Bonerdagon necklace | 34 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #407 | Boss Bat britches | 35 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #97 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 102 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #907 | badass belt | 59 |
| #1455 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #627 | bottle of goofballs | 41 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #459 | brick | 84 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #618 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #1128 | defective skull | 7 |
| #52 | delectable catalyst | 14 |
| #536 | delicious salad | 93 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #637 | duct tape | 46 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #600 | easter egg balloon | 40 |
| #784 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #1014 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1448 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1388 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #460 | filthy lucre | 84 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1810 | grue egg | 13 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #959 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1294 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1327 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #75 | magical mystery juice | 965 |
| #250 | marshmallow | 100 |
| #677 | mood ring | 2 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1192 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 8 |
| #1615 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #877 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1261 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #680 | shingle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #288 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #275 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4306 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5328 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #958 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2857 | toast | 8 |
| #126 | turtle pheromones | 49 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1382 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #207 | worthless gewgaw | 41 |
| #210 | worthless knick-knack | 51 |
| #269 | worthless trinket | 18 |
| #900 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #1234 | yellow snowcone | 15 |