Museum :: Homusexual

Homusexual

Rank	Item	Quantity
#93	4:20 bomb	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#911	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#176	Bonerdagon necklace	53
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#383	Boss Bat bling	9
#378	Boss Bat britches	37
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#129	Codpiece of the Goblin King	44
#78	Coily™	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#68	Cold One	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#619	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#204	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#7	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#84	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	6
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#757	Heimandatz's heart	2
#115	Helm of the Scream Emperor	4
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#232	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#235	Iron Beta of Industry	42
#1037	Jack-in-the-box	2
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#471	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	57
#24	Mark of the Bugbear	12
#44	Mark of the Ghost	6
#35	Mark of the Skeleton	8
#26	Mark of the Vampire	10
#27	Mark of the Werewolf	11
#26	Mark of the Zombie	10
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#24	Mer-kin knucklebone	10
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#482	Red Rover BB gun	5
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#127	Sword of Dark Omens	3
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#82	The Bomb	1
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#7	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	47
🥇	Toot Oriole care package	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#858	adorable seal larva	3
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#71	anger blaster	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#484	armgun	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#932	badass belt	58
#967	beer bomb	1
#603	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#44	bewitching boots	1
#381	big boom	1
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#138	blank diary	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#70	bobcat grenade	1
#52	boozebomb	1
#6715	box of sunshine	2
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#705	bunny liver	3
#135	burst hellseal brain	67
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#157	cartoon heart	1
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#11	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
#11	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	1
#35	crate of fish meat	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#64	damp old wallet	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#125	distention pill	1
#1640	doll house	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#68	doubt cannon	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#489	facsimile dictionary	21
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#406	fat loot token	1
#62	fear condenser	1
#423	figurine of a cold seal	13
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#423	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#187	figurine of an ancient seal	4
#82	fish bazooka	1
#237	fistful of ashes	16
#905	flaregun	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#6	foam commodore's hat	1
#11	foam naval trousers	1
#13	folder (dancing dolphins)	1
#22	folder (magenta)	1
#39	folder (rainbow unicorn)	1
#46	folder (smiley face)	1
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#221	frost-rimed seal hide	1
#172	fustulent seal grulch	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#426	garish pinky ring	10
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#44	ghost pencil	1
#519	giant designer sunglasses	7
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#342	gold wedding ring	18
#122	grease gun	1
#1029	green clay bead	1
#73	gunpowder burrito	1
#151	hair of the calf	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#1463	handful of confetti	26
#647	happiness	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#2506	heart necklace	2
#654	heart of the volcano	10
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1054	hobo nickel	21
#75	holy bomb, batman	1
#19	honeycap	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#148	hyperinflated seal lung	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#24	ingot of seal-iron	25
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#911	ketchup hound	1
#1167	lavender candy heart	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#186	lawn dart	2
#259	left half of a heart necklace	2
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#324	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#1422	macaroni duck	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#229	memory of a C	4
#83	memory of a CT base pair	1
#155	memory of a G	8
#92	memory of a GT base pair	1
#209	memory of a T	5
#308	memory of an A	1
#99	memory of an AT base pair	1
#270	memory of some delicious amino acids	2
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#6	miniature deck cannon	1
#105	misshapen animal skeleton	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#964	moxie weed	1
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#49	noxious gas grenade	1
#401	obsidian dagger	42
#255	old school flying disc	1
#912	old sweatpants	54
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#71	pacification grenade	1
#190	paint bomb	1
#14	papier-mâchéte	1
#17	papier-mâchine gun	1
#378	patchouli oil bomb	1
#519	peanut brittle shield	3
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#126	pig-iron helm	2
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#1155	pink candy heart	1
#1003	pink clay bead	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#2048	pixellated candy heart	1
#143	potato pistol	1
#40	pretty pink bow	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#63	pumpkin bomb	1
#778	purple clay bead	1
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#1174	radium-flavored potato chips	1
#74	rainbow bomb	1
#1220	really dense meat stack	3
#1022	red class ring	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#231	red wagon	1
#447	red-and-green sweater	4
#254	reflection of a map	1
#62	regret hose	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#67	rickety old unicycle	1
#1491	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#2796	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#1124	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#2125	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#129	rubber band gun	1
#1021	rusty chain necklace	1
#378	s'more	7
#745	sake bomb	1
#379	sausage bomb	1
#1033	sawblade shield	1
#160	scrap of shadow	1
#421	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#410	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
#156	seal lube	1
🥇	seal medal	1
#31	sealhide belt	3
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#29	sealhide gloves	3
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#301	sealhide seal doll	1
#45	sealhide whip	2
#114	shredded hellseal hide	77
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#167	sizzling seal fat	1
#49	skull with a fuse in it	1
#457	solid gold bowling ball	40
#136	space marine flash grenade	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#87	spaghetti breakfast	1
#668	spark plug earring	1
#585	spectre scepter	56
🥈	spirit bell	1
#2247	stainless steel slacks	1
#577	stick of dynamite	1
#785	stray chihuahua	3
#12	stuffed "L"	1
#1079	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	39
#3136	stuffed Cheshire bitten	14
#4244	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	9
#1088	stuffed Meat	40
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#3557	stuffed angry cow	12
#3155	stuffed astral badger	14
#3794	stuffed baby gravy fairy	11
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#3471	stuffed cocoabo	12
#436	stuffed crazy bastard sword	16
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#3426	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	13
#3407	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	13
#3239	stuffed hand turkey	14
#1066	stuffed key	40
#955	stuffed martini	7
#4580	stuffed mind flayer	8
#1286	stuffed mink	31
#1033	stuffed monocle	44
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#2212	stuffed scary death orb	23
#2795	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	17
#4402	stuffed snowy owl	8
#3404	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	13
#3049	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	15
#939	stuffed teddy butler	49
#1035	stuffed tin of caviar	44
#1549	stuffed treasure chest	18
#2466	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	20
#216	sugar banana	1
#39	sugar chapeau	14
#206	sugar cherry	1
#211	sugar lime	1
#70	sugar shank	2
#88	sugar shirt	2
#35	sugar shorts	33
#105	sugar shotgun	1
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#610	tequila grenade	1
#124	time halo	1
#164	time's arrow	1
#29	tiny ballet slippers	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#116	torn hellseal sinew	74
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1384	toy train	1
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
#665	useless powder	128
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#95	water-polo cap	3
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#920	white class ring	2
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#1067	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#894	worthless gewgaw	1
#1040	worthless knick-knack	1
#782	worthless trinket	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#321	wumpus hair	4
#11	wumpus-hair bolo	7
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#12	wumpus-hair whip	2
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 2,238 items total!

what items are this player missing?