| #30 | 1.21 jigawatts | 7 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #408 | Crown of the Goblin King | 60 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #93 | Dolphin King's crown | 42 |
| #82 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 41 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #100 | Meat detector | 6 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #110 | annoying pitchfork | 21 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #164 | ant pitchfork | 2 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #163 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #156 | baby killer bee | 63 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #56 | balloon monkey | 36 |
| #276 | barrrnacle | 57 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #93 | blundarrrbus | 6 |
| #41 | bone collar | 9 |
| #95 | brass stinger | 6 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #244 | chintzy saucepan earring | 3 |
| #248 | chintzy seal pendant | 4 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #60 | chocolate spurs | 10 |
| #1147 | dill | 12 |
| #499 | drywall axe | 26 |
| #1071 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #116 | eye-pod | 5 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #121 | false eyelashes | 5 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #23 | full meat tank | 69 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #387 | giant discarded bottlecap | 13 |
| #290 | giant discarded plastic fork | 33 |
| #285 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 16 |
| #391 | giant pinky ring | 42 |
| #328 | grouchy restless spirit | 40 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #75 | hypodermic needle | 17 |
| #206 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #545 | irate sombrero | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2698 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #55 | lead necklace | 120 |
| #119 | limburger biker boots | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #258 | lucky rabbit's foot | 24 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #53 | many-eyed glasses | 21 |
| #50 | meatcar model | 9 |
| #28 | metal mandible | 6 |
| #42 | moonglasses | 11 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #112 | palm-frond toupee | 6 |
| #100 | pants of the Slug Lord | 36 |
| #154 | pat-a-cake pendant | 8 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #33 | potato sprout | 42 |
| #58 | prosthetic forehead | 21 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #180 | sea broccoli | 2 |
| #99 | sea carrot | 3 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #552 | shiny ring | 47 |
| #50 | shock collar | 13 |
| #408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #75 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 18 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #39 | sucky decal | 28 |
| #52 | tambourine | 15 |
| #177 | targeting chip | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #61 | tiny Mountie hat | 8 |
| #157 | tiny balloon knife | 5 |
| #97 | tiny knife and fork | 6 |
| #78 | tiny maracas | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #35 | tiny shaker of salt | 39 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #121 | white rice | 19 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |