| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #124 | Ancient Protector Soda | 3 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #87 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 11 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #105 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 7 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #190 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 15 |
| #5 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 5 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #57 | Gets-You-Drunk | 2 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #191 | Nardz energy beverage | 3 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #52 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 22 |
| #202 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #491 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #169 | Ze™ goggles | 16 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #20 | accidental mutton | 3 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #104 | beautiful rainbow | 4 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #99 | blob of Alphredo™ | 5 |
| #21 | blood sausage | 6 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #39 | boiling seal blood | 22 |
| #71 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 2 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #119 | brain preservation fluid | 2 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #126 | cheap cigar butt | 28 |
| #65 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #707 | club necklace | 10 |
| #35 | cold seal sweat | 38 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #409 | dense meat stack | 200 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #375 | diamond necklace | 16 |
| #54 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 26 |
| #70 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 21 |
| #65 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 22 |
| #78 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 19 |
| #35 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 34 |
| #49 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 29 |
| #50 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 28 |
| #48 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 28 |
| #66 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 23 |
| #51 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 27 |
| #75 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 18 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 14 |
| #53 | discocktail | 148 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #42 | electric Kool-Aid | 3 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #62 | fancy beef jerky | 3 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #44 | foetid seal tear | 71 |
| #20 | folder (catfish) | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #265 | frozen banquet | 9 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #567 | giant designer sunglasses | 6 |
| #113 | goblin water | 4 |
| #326 | handful of confetti | 110 |
| #82 | handful of crafty noodles | 6 |
| #638 | heart necklace | 11 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #108 | liquid ice | 4 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #6 | penguin paste | 25 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #339 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #137 | really dense meat stack | 37 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #441 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 16 |
| #760 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #273 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 21 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| #521 | solid gold bowling ball | 34 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #67 | spirit blanket | 7 |
| #62 | spirit gum | 85 |
| #74 | spirit mattress | 6 |
| #101 | spirit pillow | 4 |
| #69 | spirit sheet | 6 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #26 | stinkwater | 3 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2759 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #173 | stylish swimsuit | 9 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #183 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 2 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #328 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #152 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 4 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |