| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #233 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #525 | Chroner | 3 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 3 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #217 | Elf Guard MPC | 142 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #98 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #229 | FDKOL hotcakes | 18 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #41 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 3 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #39 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #143 | Mysterious Red Box | 2 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #46 | Special Seasoning | 4 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #42 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 3 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #603 | bejeweled cufflinks | 5 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #32 | boiling broth | 1 |
| #78 | bottle of fire | 316 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1146 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #218 | drop of water-37 | 48 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #357 | eldritch effluvium | 3 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #809 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #40 | fiery wing | 211 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #31 | fire crackers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #538 | garish pinky ring | 7 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #27 | interrogative elixir | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #664 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #366 | mojo filter | 2 |
| #256 | molten brick | 35 |
| #1336 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #113 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #90 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1090 | pretty flower | 15 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #189 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #36 | sharkfin gumbo | 1 |
| #94 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #437 | smoking grass | 16 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #920 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 48 |
| #2114 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #2423 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #988 | stuffed Meat | 46 |
| #2774 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2167 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #3404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #2840 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #752 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2029 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2563 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2678 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #990 | stuffed key | 46 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #2671 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1196 | stuffed mink | 35 |
| #1174 | stuffed monocle | 36 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2794 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2663 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1097 | stuffed teddy butler | 40 |
| #693 | stuffed tin of caviar | 69 |
| #1079 | stuffed treasure chest | 41 |
| #1293 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 40 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #36 | sweatband | 1 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #309 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #135 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | yellow striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |