| #4 | 8-bit banana | 366 |
| #5 | Atomic Pop | 367 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #893 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1142 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #15 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 72 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1570 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1272 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1564 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1786 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1485 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #853 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #3940 | badass belt | 9 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| 🥈 | bonsai tree | 266 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #28 | ghost pencil | 2 |
| #791 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #61 | spaghetti breakfast | 96 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #149 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #158 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #405 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #306 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #384 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #484 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 5 |
| #590 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #308 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #334 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #167 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 5 |
| #204 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #222 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 20 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 12 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 6 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #254 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 17 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 12 |
| #262 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 16 |
| #241 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 18 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 4 |
| #250 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 17 |
| #234 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 10 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 26 |
| #274 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 9 |
| #232 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 19 |
| #198 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 20 |
| #283 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 15 |
| #240 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 18 |
| #234 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 18 |
| #295 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 15 |
| #209 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 20 |
| #450 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 10 |
| #205 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 20 |
| #138 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 28 |
| #157 | tiny plastic fire servant | 14 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #276 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 15 |
| #248 | tiny plastic moneybee | 17 |
| #315 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 14 |
| #308 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #236 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 10 |
| #264 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
| #1541 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |