| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #581 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #252 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1087 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #815 | candy stake | 8 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #517 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2701 | golden ring | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #245 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 999 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #530 | mariachi G-string | 3 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #597 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #332 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #120 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2767 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |