| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #579 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1084 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2703 | golden ring | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #245 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 999 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #530 | mariachi G-string | 3 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2769 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |