| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #21 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #242 | fudgecule | 10,000 |
| #46 | gingerbread house | 10 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #52 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #43 | string of Crimbo lights | 10 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #88 | warbear officer requisition box | 10 |
| #64 | warbear requisition box | 100 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |