| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #889 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #451 | BRICKO brick | 4 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #24 | Cheer-Up soda | 41 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #317 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1169 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #426 | Iron Beta of Industry | 18 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #127 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 4 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 23 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #468 | asshat | 2 |
| #49 | bacon bath ball | 15 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #496 | big red clown nose | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #708 | black-and-blue light | 13 |
| #129 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #674 | blue plasma ball | 17 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #1228 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #896 | brick | 36 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #72 | cheer-o-gram | 10 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #308 | gold wedding ring | 22 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #1074 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #764 | pail | 11 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #243 | paperclip | 200 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #735 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |