| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #215 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1434 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 12 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #378 | FDKOL hotcakes | 6 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #994 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #789 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #19 | Kentucky-style derby | 111 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1392 | Mad Train wine | 7 |
| #63 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 536 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #535 | Mountain Stream soda | 20 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #1110 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #426 | bananagate | 13 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #188 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #378 | blind-packed capsule toy | 6 |
| #339 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 6 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #120 | booze-soaked cherry | 4 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #667 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #350 | bottle of fire | 5 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #947 | boxed wine | 6 |
| #201 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #522 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #289 | cat appendix | 12 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #128 | catgut taco | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #162 | chintzy turtle brooch | 6 |
| #108 | comfy pillow | 5 |
| #660 | commemorative war stein | 4 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #588 | corrupted data | 8 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 15 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #156 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 7 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 7 |
| #125 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 10 |
| #193 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 4 |
| #141 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 9 |
| #180 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 5 |
| #130 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 10 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 8 |
| #134 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 9 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 5 |
| #245 | drop of water-37 | 35 |
| #518 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 20 |
| #456 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 28 |
| #461 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 24 |
| #745 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 7 |
| #737 | dusty bottle of Port | 7 |
| #580 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 13 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1168 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #464 | fancy seashell necklace | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #504 | fetid feather | 8 |
| #351 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #609 | flaming feather | 6 |
| #592 | flirtatious feather | 4 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #617 | frightful feather | 4 |
| #369 | frigid fudgepuck | 7 |
| #448 | frozen feather | 14 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #453 | fudge lily | 9 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #436 | fudgecule | 2,519 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #152 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #98 | giant marshmallow | 4 |
| #165 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 4 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #412 | green gummi ingot | 71 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #909 | jerky coins | 5 |
| #94 | junk yard | 1 |
| #494 | kumquartz | 10 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #406 | licorice root | 8 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #660 | lollipop stick | 19 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #821 | marshmallow | 3 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #488 | necrotizing body spray | 2 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1596 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #768 | paperclip | 18 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #435 | pearidot | 12 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #885 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #378 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #654 | pool cue | 5 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #742 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #719 | red class ring | 7 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #413 | red gummi ingot | 71 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1389 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #96 | seal-brain elixir | 15 |
| #232 | sealhide seal doll | 4 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #427 | smoking grass | 33 |
| #90 | soap knife | 13 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #432 | spectral pickle | 28 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| #146 | spirit blanket | 2 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #341 | strawberyl | 20 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #2472 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #2227 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #1924 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #2472 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1862 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #720 | sucker scaffold | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #533 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #139 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2828 | toast | 9 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #749 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #462 | tourmalime | 11 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #749 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #448 | whisker pencil | 3 |
| #754 | white class ring | 5 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #734 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #27 | wooden figurine | 115 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #411 | yellow gummi ingot | 71 |