| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1434 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 12 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #376 | FDKOL hotcakes | 6 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #778 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #19 | Kentucky-style derby | 111 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1391 | Mad Train wine | 7 |
| #59 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 536 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #536 | Mountain Stream soda | 20 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #1623 | Valentine | 5 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #426 | bananagate | 13 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #378 | blind-packed capsule toy | 6 |
| #339 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 6 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #119 | booze-soaked cherry | 4 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #664 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #351 | bottle of fire | 5 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #946 | boxed wine | 6 |
| #201 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #289 | cat appendix | 12 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #126 | catgut taco | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #162 | chintzy turtle brooch | 6 |
| #109 | comfy pillow | 5 |
| #656 | commemorative war stein | 4 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #587 | corrupted data | 8 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 15 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #156 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 7 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 7 |
| #126 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 10 |
| #193 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 4 |
| #141 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 9 |
| #180 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 5 |
| #130 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 10 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 8 |
| #134 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 9 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 5 |
| #246 | drop of water-37 | 35 |
| #517 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 20 |
| #454 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 28 |
| #460 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 24 |
| #744 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 7 |
| #736 | dusty bottle of Port | 7 |
| #579 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 13 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1166 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #461 | fancy seashell necklace | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #503 | fetid feather | 8 |
| #350 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #609 | flaming feather | 6 |
| #592 | flirtatious feather | 4 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #616 | frightful feather | 4 |
| #368 | frigid fudgepuck | 7 |
| #448 | frozen feather | 14 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #452 | fudge lily | 9 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #433 | fudgecule | 2,519 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #151 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #98 | giant marshmallow | 4 |
| #163 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 4 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #409 | green gummi ingot | 71 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #909 | jerky coins | 5 |
| #91 | junk yard | 1 |
| #494 | kumquartz | 10 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #407 | licorice root | 8 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #659 | lollipop stick | 19 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #820 | marshmallow | 3 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #488 | necrotizing body spray | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1590 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #766 | paperclip | 18 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #435 | pearidot | 12 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #879 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #653 | pool cue | 5 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #740 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #411 | red gummi ingot | 71 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #96 | seal-brain elixir | 15 |
| #232 | sealhide seal doll | 4 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #427 | smoking grass | 33 |
| #87 | soap knife | 13 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #431 | spectral pickle | 28 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| #146 | spirit blanket | 2 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #341 | strawberyl | 20 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #2463 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #1918 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #2466 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1859 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #715 | sucker scaffold | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #532 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2820 | toast | 9 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #462 | tourmalime | 11 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #447 | whisker pencil | 3 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #26 | wooden figurine | 115 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #409 | yellow gummi ingot | 71 |