| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
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| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
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| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
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| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
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| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
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| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
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| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
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| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
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| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
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| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
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| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
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| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
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| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
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| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
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| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
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| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
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| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
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| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
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| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
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| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
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| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
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| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
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| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
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| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
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| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
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| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
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| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
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| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
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| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
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| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
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| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
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| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
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| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
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| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
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| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
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| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
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| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
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| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
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| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #771 | shingle | 1 |
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| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
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| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
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| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
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| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
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| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
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| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
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| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
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| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
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| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
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| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
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| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
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| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |