TurtleSpirit of Lich

RankItemQuantity
#395"DRINK ME" potion18
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#61830669 scroll7
#80033398 scroll7
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#778Angry Farmer candy67
#242Atomic Comic2
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#286Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1392CRIMBCO mug4
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1268CRIMBCO wine4
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#919Crimbo candied pecan7
#903Crimbo fudge8
#1028Crimbo peppermint bark5
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1623Dyspepsi-Cola7
#112GOTO6
#607Gaia beads1
#165Game Grid ticket32
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#594Gnollish toolbox2
#295Hollandaise helmet10
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1379Imp Ale18
#1205Instant Karma1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1096Knob Goblin firecracker2
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#801Knob Goblin harem veil2
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#827Knob Goblin pants3
#687Knob Goblin scimitar6
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#702Knoll mushroom6
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#1392Mad Train wine7
#575Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs3
#915Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler2
#524Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub54
#313Oil of Parrrlay5
#464Orcish baseball cap5
#615Orcish cargo shorts2
#595Orcish frat-paddle2
#612PADL Phone1
#804Penultimate Fantasy chest2
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#810Spam Witch sammich9
#845Spooky Surprise Egg2
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#387Swabbieâ„¢ swab3
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#1433Tasty Fun Good rice candy8
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#101The Ring1
#290Tiger-lily's milk1
#370Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste5
#884Trollhouse cookies10
#513Typical Tavern swill3
#467Warm Subject gift certificate89
#1100Wint-O-Fresh mint7
#365a butt tuba1
#821adder bladder1
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#1101amulet of extreme plot significance3
#555ancient Magi-Wipes3
#671ancient protein powder1
#260ant sickle1
#1061anticheese1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#802asbestos ore4
#777awful poetry journal59
#239bacon bath ball4
#7427badass belt1
#753bag of lard1
#1058bar skin2
#1464barrrnacle4
#900baseball1
#940bat guano1
#784batblade1
#860beer bomb3
#485beer helmet4
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#315big bass drum2
#1005big red clown nose1
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#479bit-o-cactus3
#695black helmet1
#390black kettle drum1
#178black polka-dot oyster egg28
#851black snake skin1
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#726bloody clown pants3
#608bone chips14
#874bottle of gin7
#696bottle of rum40
#549bottle of sewage schnapps3
#747bottle of tequila13
#913bottle of vodka5
#841bottle of whiskey15
#890bowl of cottage cheese5
#523box15
#1045boxed wine4
#241boxing glove1
#1107broken skull2
#247brown crock marble1
#615bubblewrap ore1
#294bucket of honey2
#123buckler buckle4
#791bugbear beanie3
#788bugbear bungguard3
#360bullet-proof corduroys8
#70bumblebee marble2
#640bunny liver4
#538cactus fruit1
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#2969candy cane5
#205candy skeleton2
#95cardboard sword1
#518casino pass4
#956cast2
#818catgut1
#690centipede eggs1
#668chaos butterfly120
#1063chef's hat1
#560cherry2
#502chocolate bath ball1
#523chrome sword1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#652clown shoes2
#622clown skin4
#27coal paperweight1
#258cocktail napkin16
#827cocoa eggshell fragment15
#944cog5
#450communications windchimes8
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#653cool whip2
#362costume sword1
#1008cranberries4
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#368cream stout5
#336creamsicle6
#706crowbarrr1
#126crown-shaped beanie2
#585dance card1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#537decaying goldfish liver2
#605dehydrated caviar2
#93demon buckler1
#343desiccated apricot14
#3285diamond necklace1
#507didgeridooka2
#1208disassembled clover7
#1083disco ball11
#956disco mask13
#666disease8
#653disintegrating quill pen3
#490distressed denim pants2
#816disturbing fanfic60
#709draggin' ball hat3
#1979drywall axe1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#671eXtreme scarf2
#133eggman noodles1
#992eggnog14
#442enchanted barbell2
#734enormous belt buckle1
#564eye of newt10
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#907eyepatch2
#806f3d0r42
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#761fake blood1
#749fake plastic grass2
#1138fat stacks of cash2
#525festive sausage4
#507filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")1
#713filthy corduroys3
#634filthy knitted dread sack4
#527filthy poultice1
#64finger cuffs1
#612flaming talons5
#827flaregun2
#445flat dough1
#987floaty sand1
#732flute of flat champagne2
#537foolscap fool's cap3
#680frilly skirt2
#598furry fur78
#514gator skin4
#818ghuol ears3
#1174ghuol egg2
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#642giant moxie weed1
#507giant needle53
#2536giant pinky ring1
#656gnatwing2
#769gnoll lips1
#606gnoll teeth3
#727goat cheese3
#875goat cheese pizza2
#2658googly eye1
#536gr8ps4
#501grave robbing shovel1
#754green clay bead5
#176green peawee marble3
#311guard turtle shell3
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#5199handful of confetti1
#722handful of sand5
#452handful of sawdust5
#647happiness1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#521heavy D83
#682hellion cube3
#209helmet recipe1
#1444helmet turtle5
#797herbs4
#434hermit permit4
#437hippy protest button3
#1250hobo nickel2
#483holiday cheese log4
#63hopping socks5
#998hot katana blade1
#343hot plate1
#898hot wing14
#1498ice-cold Sir Schlitz5
#1040ice-cold Willer13
#112imp air7
#446imp unity ring1
#299incense bath ball3
#356infernal fife1
#669inkwell1
#396insanely spicy bean burrito7
#250intriguing puzzle box2
#1898kneecapping stick1
#508large box3
#897leather mask1
#795leathery cat skin1
#844lemon11
#362lemon meringue pie1
#76lemon popsicle2
#733lihc eye6
#624lihc eye pie1
#905lihc face1
#694lime5
#626linoleum ore4
#115liver popsicle1
#481long pork1
#142long pork casserole1
#609long skinny balloon6
#1095loose teeth8
#761lowercase N3
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#399lump of diamond4
#397magic whistle1
#682magicalness-in-a-can1
#403magilaser blastercannon2
#553maiden wig2
#480margarita1
#316mariachi hat7
#983meat paste1
#690meat stack12
#725meat vortex14
#671mesh cap1
#1106metallic A2
#334milk of magnesium1
#536miner's helmet3
#602miner's pants2
#908motivational poster3
#963moxie weed1
#685mummy wrapping5
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#225not-a-pipe1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#1356old sweatpants17
#736orange4
#498original G88
#425oversized pipe5
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#740palm frond1
#549paperclip70
#1050pasta spoon7
#611perforated battle paddle1
#290philosopher's scone1
#1016phonics down5
#1050photoprotoneutron torpedo2
#661pile of jumping beans1
#1153pink candy heart1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#376plastic guitar2
#542plot hole105
#66poodle skirt4
#1184pool cue1
#180popsicle stick9
#425powdered organs2
#810pr0n legs4
#70pressurized potion of perspicacity1
#1511pretty flower5
#502probability potion66
#544procrastination potion57
#485pygmy blowgun1
#271raisin1
#557ram stick1
#822rat appendix1
#271rave whistle11
#970ravioli hat9
#730razor-sharp can lid6
#484reinforced beaded headband2
#774reodorant1
#971ridiculously huge sword2
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#740rocky raccoon2
#143rolling pin1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#908ruby W2
#341rum barrel charrrm3
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#37rusty old lantern1
#120rusty speargun1
#260sack lunch1
#700salamander spleen5
#1194saucepan9
#578savoy truffle1
#103scissor duck1
#589screwdriver1
#1140scroll of drastic healing4
#883seal-clubbing club15
#473seal-skull helmet18
#423sewer nuggets17
#2957shiny ring1
#358shot of rotgut1
#534sk8board1
#881skeleton bone15
#573skewer6
#341slip 'n' slide2
#482small box3
#730smart skull6
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1280soft green echo eyedrop antidote2
#156space jam3
#3320spade necklace1
#3791spectre scepter1
#488spiked femur4
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#933spring3
#990sprocket2
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#853stalk of asparagus1
#446stench wad1
#1009stolen accordion14
#1260stone of eXtreme power2
#8860stuffed angry cow1
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#122sugar chapeau1
#234sugar shard3
#236sugar sheet10
#183sugar shield1
#79sugar shillelagh1
#146sugar shorts1
#104sugar shotgun1
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#1158super-spiky hair gel4
#964swashbuckling pants1
#412sweet ninja sword2
#726t8r tots2
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#390tap shoes2
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#624thin black candle133
#1101tiny house37
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#173tiny slimy cyst5
#488tip jar1
#679tires4
#873titanium assault umbrella2
#157toe jam3
#156traffic jam3
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#576tube of dread wax1
#158tuning fork1
#1300turtle totem8
#1077twinkly wad1
#593uncooked chorizo2
#693unidentified jerky1
#609unrefined Mountain Stream syrup1
#107unrolling pin1
#815viking helmet3
#605vinegar64
#648vinegar-soaked lemon slice1
#739vorpal blade2
#217wad of slimy rags1
#131walrus ice cream1
#834water pipe bomb4
#649whiskey and cola1
#630whiskey sour1
#743white chocolate chips4
#534white lightning12
#1059white snake skin1
#854white sword1
#347wicker shield5
#539wolf mask22
#554worn tophat1
#445worthless gewgaw9
#451worthless knick-knack11
#930wussiness potion2

Wow, that's 2,749 items total!

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