| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #439 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #111 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1216 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #188 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #331 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #670 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #121 | Lobos Mints | 2 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #523 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #107 | Rattlin' Chains | 3 |
| #514 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #628 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #986 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #953 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1490 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #565 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #394 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #175 | ammonite fossil | 32 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #565 | baby killer bee | 17 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #217 | banana | 30 |
| #100 | bananagate | 62 |
| #539 | barrrnacle | 28 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #84 | beer-scented teddy bear | 11 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #112 | belemnite fossil | 51 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #24 | can of depilatory cream | 7 |
| #58 | can-you-dig-it? | 4 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #156 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #68 | crusty hula hoop | 7 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #676 | disassembled clover | 50 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #590 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #1987 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #653 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #85 | fluid of fudge-finding | 3 |
| #628 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #93 | frigid mote | 8 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #151 | fudgecule | 16,717 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #101 | green gummi ingot | 325 |
| #209 | handful of honey | 34 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #129 | kumquartz | 50 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #177 | left parenthesis | 2 |
| #205 | licorice root | 36 |
| #213 | lollipop stick | 353 |
| #1002 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #142 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #197 | mushroom fermenting solution | 38 |
| #249 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #515 | pack of pogs | 33 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #106 | pearidot | 57 |
| #144 | percent sign | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #34 | raisin | 23 |
| #102 | red gummi ingot | 325 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #107 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #261 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #129 | soap knife | 3 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #104 | strawberyl | 64 |
| #653 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #284 | sucker scaffold | 38 |
| #291 | superheated fudge | 13 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #104 | tourmalime | 61 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #119 | trilobite fossil | 47 |
| #967 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #543 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #470 | wind-up meatcar | 19 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #102 | yellow gummi ingot | 324 |
| #94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |