| #14 | 1,970 carat gold | 1,237 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #11 | Batfellow comic | 20 |
| #34 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #14 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 11 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #478 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #82 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #16 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 2 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #171 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 25 |
| #518 | Drowsy Sword | 36 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #17 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 3 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #6 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #446 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #20 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 200 |
| #16 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #730 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #58 | New Age healing crystal | 53 |
| #988 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #7 | PirateRealm membership packet | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 23 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #80 | Red Roger's reliquary | 9 |
| #70 | SMOOCH soda | 9 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #58 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 3 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 2 |
| #52 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 4 |
| #67 | Stooper | 1 |
| #419 | Supernova Champagne | 7 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #93 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 2 |
| #154 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 10 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 13 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 32 |
| #938 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #34 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #80 | Ye Olde Meade | 22 |
| #18 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 2 |
| #1574 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #24 | animal part cracker | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #77 | asbestos thermos | 2 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1547 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #1554 | badass belt | 35 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #106 | bag of park garbage | 66 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #665 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1595 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| #60 | bauxite bow-tie | 2 |
| #59 | bauxite boxers | 2 |
| #25 | black gold | 74 |
| #48 | black picnic basket | 100 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #576 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #85 | blue money bag | 4 |
| #1132 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #387 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 11 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #81 | bubblin' crude | 381 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #89 | chewing gum on a string | 300 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #833 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #46 | commemorative war stein | 1,854 |
| #1469 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #703 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #51 | creepy voodoo doll | 6 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #61 | dense meat stack | 111,111 |
| #909 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #63 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #417 | disassembled clover | 153 |
| #402 | displaced fish | 8 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #378 | dry noodles | 276 |
| #303 | eldritch effluvium | 11 |
| #137 | eldritch ichor | 5 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #106 | electric snakebite | 4 |
| #10 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #9 | elven squeeze | 2,500 |
| #798 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 7 |
| #1038 | empty agua de vida bottle | 15 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #496 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #93 | ghost key | 3 |
| #137 | ghost of a necklace | 47 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #42 | giant candy cane | 17 |
| #23 | gingerbread wine | 11 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #25 | gold nuggets | 3,376 |
| #39 | golden gum | 327 |
| #36 | golden gun | 109 |
| #11 | golden tattoo gun | 3 |
| #55 | gooey lava globs | 8 |
| #34 | green rocket | 250 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #1342 | grue egg | 19 |
| #148 | half of a gold tooth | 10 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #865 | handful of confetti | 49 |
| #984 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #192 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #170 | lost key | 2 |
| #219 | lump of diamond | 15 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #383 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #71 | meat paste | 111,111 |
| #26 | meat stack | 111,111 |
| #428 | megatofu | 9 |
| #51 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #154 | negative lump | 490 |
| 🥇 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 207 |
| #164 | open sauce | 3 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint sprout | 3 |
| #103 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #278 | pie man was not meant to eat | 4 |
| #22 | pocket wish | 552 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #1222 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #92 | red money bag | 13 |
| #82 | red-hot boilermaker | 3 |
| #87 | returned Thinknerd package | 15 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #383 | scrumptious reagent | 203 |
| #208 | shiny stones | 32 |
| #37 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #22 | signal fragment | 24 |
| #476 | silver tongue charrrm | 6 |
| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #177 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #249 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 36 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #264 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 47 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #1419 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #112 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #630 | star chart | 9 |
| #171 | star starfish | 2 |
| #104 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #184 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #44 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 7 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #43 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 6 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #130 | tonic djinn | 3 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #35 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #57 | transdermal smoke patch | 9 |
| #17 | unremarkable duffel bag | 430 |
| #207 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #135 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #38 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #155 | useless powder | 1,337 |
| #1693 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #11 | vampyric cloake pattern | 3 |
| #63 | very hot lunch | 3 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #147 | warehouse key | 5 |
| #23 | wax booze | 3 |
| #708 | white class ring | 6 |
| #872 | white lightning | 3 |
| #126 | white money bag | 2 |
| #35 | woim | 1 |
| #64 | wriggling severed nose | 2 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |