| #13 | 1,970 carat gold | 1,237 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #11 | Batfellow comic | 20 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #15 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 11 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #17 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 2 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #169 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 25 |
| #521 | Drowsy Sword | 36 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #18 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 3 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #85 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #5 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #441 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #20 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 200 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #58 | New Age healing crystal | 53 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #7 | PirateRealm membership packet | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 23 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #79 | Red Roger's reliquary | 9 |
| #69 | SMOOCH soda | 9 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #56 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 3 |
| #60 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 2 |
| #49 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 4 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #419 | Supernova Champagne | 7 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #88 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 2 |
| #155 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 10 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 13 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 32 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #32 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #78 | Ye Olde Meade | 22 |
| #14 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #20 | animal part cracker | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #77 | asbestos thermos | 2 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #63 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #104 | bag of park garbage | 66 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| #62 | bauxite bow-tie | 2 |
| #61 | bauxite boxers | 2 |
| #25 | black gold | 74 |
| #48 | black picnic basket | 100 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #84 | blue money bag | 4 |
| #1128 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #388 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 11 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #79 | bubblin' crude | 381 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #89 | chewing gum on a string | 300 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #829 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #45 | commemorative war stein | 1,854 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #50 | creepy voodoo doll | 6 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #67 | dense meat stack | 111,111 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #63 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #416 | disassembled clover | 153 |
| #403 | displaced fish | 8 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #362 | dry noodles | 276 |
| #300 | eldritch effluvium | 11 |
| #134 | eldritch ichor | 5 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #104 | electric snakebite | 4 |
| #8 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #9 | elven squeeze | 2,500 |
| #796 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 7 |
| #1034 | empty agua de vida bottle | 15 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #89 | ghost key | 3 |
| #136 | ghost of a necklace | 47 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #42 | giant candy cane | 17 |
| #23 | gingerbread wine | 11 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #25 | gold nuggets | 3,376 |
| #35 | golden gum | 327 |
| #32 | golden gun | 109 |
| #11 | golden tattoo gun | 3 |
| #54 | gooey lava globs | 8 |
| #34 | green rocket | 250 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #145 | half of a gold tooth | 10 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #859 | handful of confetti | 49 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #190 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #170 | lost key | 2 |
| #219 | lump of diamond | 15 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #69 | meat paste | 111,111 |
| #24 | meat stack | 111,111 |
| #428 | megatofu | 9 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #153 | negative lump | 490 |
| 🥇 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 207 |
| #162 | open sauce | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint sprout | 3 |
| #99 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #275 | pie man was not meant to eat | 4 |
| #18 | pocket wish | 552 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #92 | red money bag | 13 |
| #79 | red-hot boilermaker | 3 |
| #86 | returned Thinknerd package | 15 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #382 | scrumptious reagent | 203 |
| #208 | shiny stones | 32 |
| #35 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #19 | signal fragment | 24 |
| #474 | silver tongue charrrm | 6 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #172 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #248 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 36 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #262 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 47 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #630 | star chart | 9 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #101 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #147 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #42 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 7 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #501 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #43 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 6 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #128 | tonic djinn | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #58 | transdermal smoke patch | 9 |
| #18 | unremarkable duffel bag | 430 |
| #202 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #154 | useless powder | 1,337 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #12 | vampyric cloake pattern | 3 |
| #61 | very hot lunch | 3 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #145 | warehouse key | 5 |
| #22 | wax booze | 3 |
| #700 | white class ring | 6 |
| #870 | white lightning | 3 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #64 | wriggling severed nose | 2 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |