Alfredo Boyardee

RankItemQuantity
#85"meat" stick4
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#81BRICKO pearl2
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#81Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe2
#211Elf Farm Raffle ticket15
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#481Jocko Homo's head4
#165Knob Goblin learning pill1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#51Marvin's marvelous pill4
#30Mer-kin cancerstick8
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#707Penultimate Fantasy chest5
#369Red Pill1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#128Super Weight-Gain 90001
#33The Lost Pill Bottle2
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#273Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#990Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette3
#1204Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#178Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#454Thwaitgold slug statuette8
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#281Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette1
#1495Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette5
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#34Vivian's Vitamin1
#269Warm Subject gift certificate455
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#179ancient vinyl coin purse44
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#108asbestos stick2
#977belemnite fossil1
#47big stick16
#117bigger stick1
#281bite-me-red lipstick64
#83black pension check175
#137blank diary1
#1298blood flower2
#66bloodstain stick10
#175bone chips109
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#2560bottle of goofballs7
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#191briefcase55
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#95bugbear purification pill3
#1564candy kneecapping stick2
#229chainsaw chain2
#413chopsticks8
#2494club necklace2
#27coal paperweight1
#56coffee pixie stick1
#333concentrated magicalness pill5
#139contract enforcement stick1
#111creepy voodoo doll1
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#385deluxe fax machine1
#740designer handbag3
#1956diamond necklace3
#127distention pill1
#88duct tape wallet44
🥈eerily silent box1
#96elegant nightstick3
#339empty Cloaca-Cola bottle35
#48excitement pill1
#191eyedrops of newt1
#422facsimile dictionary25
#350fancy seashell necklace10
#834fat stacks of cash5
#114fat wallet7
#38fish stick2
#45flytrap pellet19
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#170funhouse mirror5
#4736fuzzy dice1
#103ghost pickle on a stick10
#53giant tube of black lipstick200
#117glowing syringe1
#695gold wedding ring2
#2190googly eye2
#47graveyard snowglobe3
#660green clay bead7
#84groupie lipstick4
#287guano coffee cup7
#3460handful of confetti5
#1411heart necklace5
#1397heart of the volcano2
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#141honey stick2
#26infrablack lipstick40
#304interesting-looking twig1
#250intriguing puzzle box2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#363kneecapping stick40
#201leather bookmark1
#91linoleum stick2
#567lollipop stick37
#1423macaroni duck1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#693meat from yesterday1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#646mother's little helper1
#1339motivational poster1
#291munchies pill1
#24non-stick pugil stick1
#231obnoxious riddle2
#120office-supply crossbow1
#206old coin purse60
#202old leather wallet50
#139one pill2
#126patchouli incense stick241
#216patent antipsychotics2
#179physiostim pill4
#119pile of gold coins25
#196pill cup1
#578pink clay bead13
#245pixellated moneybag1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#71pointed stick30
#180popsicle stick9
#489potted fern1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#623pretty bouquet1
#90priceless diamond1
#532purple clay bead3
#557ram stick1
#661really dense meat stack9
#106really really sticky spider web4
#79roll of meat2
#161sand dollar100
#37scrap of sticky paper1
#344scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker2
#404scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker1
#301sealhide seal doll1
#43shadow stick4
#83shiny stones154
#760shredded hellseal hide1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#46slimy chest8
#944solid gold bowling ball14
#627solid gold pegleg2
🥈soul monocle1
#1381spade necklace5
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#178spooky lipstick14
#447spooky stick17
#643stick3
#273stick of "gum"7
#285stick of dynamite7
#534stick-on eyebrow piercing35
#34stick-on mini solar panels1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#121sticky gloves1
#87sticky meat kilt1
#105stolen meatpouch3
#560stuffed Meat85
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#96stuffed kraken1
#582sunken chest16
#139synthetic dog hair pill1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#491tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#993towel6
#202water purification pills2

Wow, that's 2,634 items total!

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