Museum :: Squire of Loathing

Squire of Loathing

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1436	1-ball	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1454	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#625	9-ball	1
#652	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#85	Abyssal ember	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#437	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#188	BGE pocket calendar	4
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#92	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#4301	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1428	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#3206	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#229	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#1405	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1416	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#1005	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#87	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#244	Hollandaise helmet	17
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#783	Instant Karma	4
#1284	Jocko Homo's head	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#333	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#2510	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#767	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	5
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#526	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#24	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#232	Poison Oak trading card	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#771	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#795	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#877	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#775	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#768	Red Rover BB gun	1
#205	Roo trading card	1
#841	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#209	Serenity trading card	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#601	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#682	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#216	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#215	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#441	Typical Tavern swill	6
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#658	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#918	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#857	adorable seal larva	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#84	bad-ass club	2
#4729	badass belt	6
#457	barbed-wire fence	9
#282	beanbag chair	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#956	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#778	black-and-blue light	6
#786	blue plasma ball	5
#3682	bottle of goofballs	3
#5908	box of sunshine	4
#2370	brick	2
#307	briefcase	18
#372	burst hellseal brain	12
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#14	card sleeve	1
#518	casino pass	4
#634	cheap studded belt	15
#14	chrome meat stack	11
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#135	clockwork maid	1
#1644	clown hammer	2
#864	cool whip	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#121	d10	3
#142	d12	3
#115	d20	5
#93	d4	2
#104	d6	2
#107	d8	5
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#808	decorative fountain	1
#1296	defective skull	3
#1032	dense meat stack	4
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#724	dirty hobo gloves	9
#1627	disassembled clover	1
#959	disco ball	15
#854	disco mask	17
#540	displaced fish	3
#782	dried face	1
#1504	drywall axe	3
#468	dull fish scale	1
#2970	easter egg balloon	5
#1181	encoder ring	1
#27	evil-ass club	1
#1645	explosion-flavored chewing gum	2
#620	eyepatch	6
#1295	facsimile dictionary	4
#1713	fake fake vomit	3
#729	fake hand	32
#14	fancy black tie	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#576	fat stacks of cash	11
#94	fat wallet	11
#185	figurine of a charred seal	17
#721	figurine of a cold seal	4
#79	figurine of a shadowy seal	15
#241	figurine of a sleek seal	9
#586	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#430	fire poi	2
#82	fish bazooka	1
#80	fish stick	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#753	flavored foot massage oil	4
#642	foam dart	13
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#832	garish pinky ring	2
#121	gauze hammock	1
#987	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1275	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#104	gloomy mushroom wine	6
#3141	grue egg	5
#870	guitar pick	1
#97	hair of the fish	1
#3462	handful of confetti	5
#1209	heart of the volcano	3
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#355	hellseal claw	60
#305	hellseal whisker	61
#1076	helmet turtle	14
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#149	hyperinflated seal lung	2
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#704	jerky coins	16
#1717	joybuzzer	2
#909	ketchup hound	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#55	lucky lighter	1
#1621	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#1506	magical ice cube with a fly in it	5
#235	mariachi hat	19
#1004	mariachi pants	4
#74	meat golem	1
#906	meat paste	2
#143	meat st‰¿bing club	1
#666	meat stack	14
#414	mime soul fragment	6
#611	mood ring	4
#2031	obsidian dagger	5
#1439	old sweatpants	13
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#927	pack of pogs	1
#1211	pail	4
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#824	pasta spoon	14
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#694	personal massager	2
#870	personalized coffee mug	6
#1379	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	4
#1714	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
#332	phish stick	3
#1206	piece of wedding cake	1
#511	pile of gold coins	1
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#484	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#480	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#481	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#493	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#494	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#512	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#1183	pool cue	1
#1613	pork elf goodies sack	1
#236	pretty bouquet	9
#127	pristine fish scale	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#734	ravioli hat	19
#1729	really dense meat stack	1
🥉	ridiculous belt	11
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
🥈	ridiculous earring	11
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#4	ridiculous sunglasses	11
#589	ridiculously huge sword	11
#199	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	11
#860	ring of half-assed regeneration	2
#191	rough fish scale	1
#2794	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#2765	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#1773	rubber emo roe	2
#749	rusty chain necklace	2
#897	saucepan	24
#377	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#421	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#389	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	3
#404	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#376	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	2
#397	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
#302	seal-blubber candle	8
#772	seal-clubbing club	23
#376	seal-skull helmet	28
#2137	shiny ring	4
#357	shredded hellseal hide	11
#2841	solid gold bowling ball	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#203	spangly mariachi pants	2
#1397	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1478	spooky hockey mask	1
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#1709	stainless steel suspenders	1
#639	stick-on eyebrow piercing	14
#944	stolen accordion	17
#3127	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#2983	stuffed Cheshire bitten	15
#1921	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	26
#2915	stuffed Meat	2
#3555	stuffed angry cow	12
#4282	stuffed astral badger	9
#3256	stuffed baby gravy fairy	14
#3120	stuffed cocoabo	14
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#3425	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	13
#3404	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	13
#3238	stuffed hand turkey	14
#2063	stuffed key	7
#2782	stuffed mind flayer	17
#2504	stuffed mink	5
#2789	stuffed monocle	3
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#2599	stuffed scary death orb	19
#2927	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	16
#4144	stuffed snowy owl	9
#3064	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	15
#2548	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	19
#2914	stuffed teddy butler	2
#2777	stuffed tin of caviar	3
#2402	stuffed treasure chest	3
#3752	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	11
#745	ten-leaf clover	7
#58	the finger	1
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#2897	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#282	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2169	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#2162	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#2764	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#50	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3890	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3854	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#3940	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#6168	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#6139	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#2569	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#4839	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2752	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#1756	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1713	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#8185	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3956	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#2521	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	7
#2200	tiny plastic killer bee	8
#6168	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#8107	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#4897	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#2827	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6165	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2806	tofurkey gravy	1
#2812	tofurkey leg	1
#375	torn hellseal sinew	10
#879	turtle totem	24
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#389	white picket fence	9
#1609	whoopie cushion	4
#1751	wind-up chattering teeth	3
#813	windchimes	1
#700	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#1210	x-ray specs	4

Wow, that's 1,547 items total!

what items are this player missing?