God_of_Muffins

RankItemQuantity
#789Argarggagarg's fang2
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#934Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#188Copper Alpha of Sincerity13
#549Heimandatz's heart3
#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
#623Jocko Homo's head3
#870Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#1201Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#716Safari Jack's moustache2
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#1003Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1413Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1945Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1217Thwaitgold maggot statuette3
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1949Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#731Yakisoba's hat2
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2644badass belt18
#716baggie of powdered sugar13
#138blank diary1
#40boilermaker63
#1072bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#114broken carburetor2
#399burst hellseal brain11
#297commemorative war stein104
#160electrical thingamabob88
#695facsimile dictionary13
#231fancy seashell necklace49
#377fat stacks of cash24
#227fossilized demon skull2
#368fossilized limb22
#205fossilized spider skull2
#479fossilized spike7
#466fossilized spine2
#477fossilized torso7
#384fossilized wing7
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#1916googly eye3
#2396handful of confetti12
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#888lollipop stick3
#46lump of coal23
#219lump of diamond15
#418obnoxious riddle1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#872really dense meat stack6
#342shredded hellseal hide12
#176slime convention coupons1
#183slime convention flyers1
#145slime convention pin1
#188slime convention t-shirt1
#842solid gold bowling ball17
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#7826stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#1831stuffed alien blob3
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#6373stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#7882stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#8979stuffed hand turkey1
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#5798stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#8804stuffed snowy owl1
#7798stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#8881stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1600stuffing4
#582sunken chest16
#631tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer3
#301tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory6
#261tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer7
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#215tiny die-cast Father Crimbo3
#304tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer6
#417tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer5
#98tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg5
#219tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer7
#310tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer6
#104tiny die-cast Swiss hen4
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#397tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign5
#401tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer5
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#383tiny die-cast factory worker elf5
#261tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf7
#98tiny die-cast golden ring4
#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#316tiny die-cast middle-management elf6
#402tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf5
#325tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg2
#245tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf7
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2809tiny plastic Black Knight2
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#592tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter7
#4915tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#694tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel3
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1098tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1114tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist2
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#2848tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#844tiny plastic Norville Rogers4
#2762tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#956tiny plastic batbugbear3
#986tiny plastic bee swarm3
#1129tiny plastic beebee gunners2
#1121tiny plastic beebee queue2
#1109tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#1110tiny plastic blazing bat2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#845tiny plastic bugaboo4
#963tiny plastic buzzerker3
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#2797tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#2793tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1132tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear2
#6076tiny plastic killer bee2
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#741tiny plastic moneybee5
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#973tiny plastic mumblebee3
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#696tiny plastic spiderbugbear3
#2144tiny plastic spiny skelelton3
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#6130tiny plastic stab bat2
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#424torn hellseal sinew8
#1254useless powder19
#564volcanic ash1

Wow, that's 959 items total!

what items are this player missing?