| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #526 | Amulet of Yendor | 38 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #415 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2634 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1143 | Mad Train wine | 17 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #366 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1169 | Yummy Tummy bean | 129 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #55 | awful poetry journal | 6,341 |
| #337 | baconstone | 23 |
| #1420 | badass belt | 39 |
| #427 | bag of airline peanuts | 72 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1224 | box of sunshine | 172 |
| #1263 | brick | 18 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #488 | clown hammer | 57 |
| #99 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 20 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #348 | defective skull | 69 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #558 | encoder ring | 23 |
| #427 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 69 |
| #317 | fake fake vomit | 101 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst | 36 |
| #1125 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #523 | jazz soap | 56 |
| #520 | joybuzzer | 58 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #448 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 67 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #25 | note from Clancy | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #404 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #502 | penguin skin | 93 |
| #494 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 51 |
| #355 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 87 |
| #377 | pink pony | 4 |
| #588 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #319 | porquoise | 23 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #936 | rubber emo roe | 27 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #45 | sensitive poetry journal | 19 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #23 | tambourine bells | 434 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 7 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 12 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #532 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 8 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #678 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 6 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #428 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #674 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #739 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #590 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #439 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 10 |
| #233 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 18 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #596 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #857 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #255 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 17 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #661 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #482 | tiny plastic moneybee | 9 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #610 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #304 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #23 | wad of slimy rags | 69 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #349 | whoopie cushion | 91 |
| #539 | x-ray specs | 35 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #569 | yellow snowcone | 59 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | yeti fur | 2,035 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |