| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #526 | Amulet of Yendor | 38 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #416 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #1173 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #554 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2640 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1145 | Mad Train wine | 17 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #195 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #696 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1099 | Time Juice | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #365 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1167 | Yummy Tummy bean | 129 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #56 | awful poetry journal | 6,341 |
| #341 | baconstone | 23 |
| #1420 | badass belt | 39 |
| #426 | bag of airline peanuts | 72 |
| #799 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1227 | box of sunshine | 172 |
| #1264 | brick | 18 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #488 | clown hammer | 57 |
| #100 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 20 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #347 | defective skull | 69 |
| #138 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #557 | encoder ring | 23 |
| #424 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 69 |
| #314 | fake fake vomit | 101 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #207 | hamethyst | 36 |
| #1133 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #523 | jazz soap | 56 |
| #518 | joybuzzer | 58 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #449 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 67 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #26 | note from Clancy | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #405 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #503 | penguin skin | 93 |
| #494 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 51 |
| #354 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 87 |
| #377 | pink pony | 4 |
| #589 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #321 | porquoise | 23 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #938 | rubber emo roe | 27 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #45 | sensitive poetry journal | 19 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #23 | tambourine bells | 434 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #670 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 7 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #413 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #356 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 12 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #536 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 8 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #875 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #682 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 6 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #432 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #675 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #741 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #592 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #439 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 10 |
| #233 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 18 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #598 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #861 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #258 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 17 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #665 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #485 | tiny plastic moneybee | 9 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #613 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #307 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #23 | wad of slimy rags | 69 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #347 | whoopie cushion | 91 |
| #537 | x-ray specs | 35 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #565 | yellow snowcone | 59 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | yeti fur | 2,035 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |