| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #40 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 23 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #318 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 4 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #164 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 24 |
| #65 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #88 | NPZR chemistry set | 75 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #82 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 16 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #703 | Wand of Nagamar | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #320 | blood flower | 27 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #800 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #108 | quantum taco | 348 |
| #936 | red class ring | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1882 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |