| #141 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #41 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 23 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #2888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #318 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 4 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #164 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 24 |
| #59 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #88 | NPZR chemistry set | 75 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #82 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 16 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #703 | Wand of Nagamar | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #364 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #320 | blood flower | 27 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #801 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #802 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #104 | petrified time | 4 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #109 | quantum taco | 348 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #856 | white class ring | 3 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |