| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #37 | Coily™ | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #72 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #882 | Go-Wassail | 5 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #546 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 15 |
| #688 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 6 |
| #657 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 8 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #755 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #199 | bacon bath ball | 5 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #174 | bottle of Blank-Out | 99 |
| #596 | bottle of bubbles | 5 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #150 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #198 | chocolate bath ball | 5 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #164 | electrical thingamabob | 82 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #162 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #850 | green gummi ingot | 7 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | jerky coins | 5 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #82 | lawn dart | 6 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #98 | old school flying disc | 5 |
| #819 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #20 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #321 | plastic ingot | 6 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #59 | portable photocopier | 100 |
| #106 | powdered candy sushi set | 8 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #774 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #852 | red gummi ingot | 7 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #66 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #798 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #121 | votive candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #683 | wind-up meatcar | 5 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #852 | yellow gummi ingot | 7 |