sleeptalking

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#134Agent Corrigan's cigarette1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#615Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#568Blood Light1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#36Bonestabber1
#934Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#37Coilyâ„¢2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#71Comet Pop2
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#92Earring of Fire1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#1167FDKOL commendation1
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#520FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#249Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#884Go-Wassail5
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#816La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#24Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#850Maxing, Relaxing1
#356Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses1
#13Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow1
#381Misty Robe1
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#810Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster9
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#370Red Pill1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#2543Scalp of Gorgolok1
#117Scuba Snack1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#10Space Trip safety headphones1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#12Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#65Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#154Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#546Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro15
#689Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita6
#657Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco8
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#524The Cooler Out of Space1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#85The Necbronomicon3
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#101Thwaitgold bee statuette11
#334Thwaitgold butterfly statuette4
#145Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette11
#504Thwaitgold maggot statuette9
#1084Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#231Thwaitgold woollybear statuette5
#936Travels with Jerry1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#143UV monocular1
#150Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt1
#754Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide5
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#1567adorable seal larva1
#139aerated diving helmet1
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#930antique record album1
#30auxiliary backbone1
#197bacon bath ball5
#76ballpark hot daub1
#251banana supersucker1
#969bananagate1
#93bananarama bangle1
#18baneful bandolier2
#135beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#955bejeweled cufflinks1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#44bewitching boots1
#700bindlestocking1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#35bitter bowtie1
#246blank fudge mold1
#76bone spurs1
#174bottle of Blank-Out99
#599bottle of bubbles5
#408bottle of fire1
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#41brazen bracelet1
#151bubble-wrap simulator5
#99bugbear detector1
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#44cane-mail pants1
#31cane-mail shirt1
#289chainsaw chain1
#197chocolate bath ball5
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#7corroded breeches1
#6corrosive cowl1
#735corrupted data1
#113crotchety pants1
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#126crystal skeleton vodka1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#667cymbal syrup1
#124das boot1
#42depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#32depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#15diabolical crossbow1
#125distention pill1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#465drop of water-371
#367drum of pomade1
#81duct tape buckler1
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#109duct tape shirt1
#233duct tape sword1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#5139easter egg balloon1
🥈eerily silent box1
#164electrical thingamabob82
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#656enchanted leopard-print barbell10
#1181encoder ring1
#1774explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#388fiery wing1
#2035filthy lucre1
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#377fudge bunny1
#843fudge lily1
#62fudge pocket square1
#259fudge spork1
#1415fudgecule1
#178fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#324funhouse mirror1
#689fuzzy busby1
#592fuzzy earmuffs1
#302ghost protocol1
#380ghost trap1
#494ghostly body paint1
#161giant candy cane1
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#242green drunki-bear1
#853green gummi ingot7
#122grey cube1
#6grisly shield1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#197gummi canary1
#202gummi salamander1
#242gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#395handful of numbers1
#134hardened slime belt1
#150hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#627hideous egg1
🥉hobo code binder1
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#204hopping socks1
#152hot daub1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#231hot egg1
#236incense bath ball4
#454intriguing puzzle box1
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#909jerky coins5
#365jewelry-making pliers1
#41jingle bell1
#897kumquartz1
#84kumquartz ring1
#82lawn dart6
#46leather aviator's cap1
#662licorice root1
#233lime supersucker1
#989lollipop stick1
#195lost key1
#1422macaroni duck1
#16malevolent medallion1
#581mime soul fragment1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#453molten brick1
#36molten medallion1
#47monstrous monocle1
#802motivational poster4
#37musty moccasins1
#249myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#520necrotizing body spray1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#78oil cap1
#73oil lamp1
#69oil pan1
#82oil slacks1
#93oily boid1
#31old patched suit-pants1
#98old school flying disc5
#820pack of pogs5
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
#140pair of pearidot earrings1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#21papier-mâché toothpicks1
#14papier-mâchéte1
#12papier-mâchaeranthera1
#17papier-mâchine gun1
#12papier-mâchuridars1
#15papier-masque1
#15papier-mitre1
#14papier-mochi1
#207pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#16pernicious cudgel1
#332phish stick3
#293pig-iron bracers1
#308pig-iron helm1
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#322plastic ingot6
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#58portable photocopier100
#106powdered candy sushi set8
#532press-on ribs1
#47propeller beanie1
#28quantum disintegrator pistol1
#778quantum taco2
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#223red drunki-bear1
#854red gummi ingot7
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#67sandpaper1
#967sandwich of the gods7
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#52silent beret1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#31skeletal scabbard1
#64skeleton quiche1
#50skeleton skis1
#493smoking grass1
#371sorority brain1
#182soul doorbell1
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
🥈soul monocle1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#988squirming egg sac1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2247stainless steel slacks1
#1861stainless steel solitaire1
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#918strawberyl1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#1330stray chihuahua1
#173stress ball1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#804sucker scaffold1
#278sucker tachi1
#10super-sweet boom box1
#787superheated fudge1
#799sweet mochi ball5
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#224tangarita with a fly in it1
#326throwing bone1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#909tourmalime1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#923trilobite fossil1
#1355untamable turtle1
#1542unusual disco ball1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#8villainous scythe1
#121votive candle1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#26wax hat1
#23wax pants1
#486whisker pencil1
#37wild honey pie1
#91willowy bonnet1
#685wind-up meatcar5
#93wings of fire1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#230yellow drunki-bear1
#853yellow gummi ingot7

Wow, that's 932 items total!

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