| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #349 | CRIMBCO scrip | 965 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #373 | Crimbuck | 2,672 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #251 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 2 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #71 | Skullhead's Screw | 3 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #434 | bone chips | 30 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #47 | brown crock marble | 14 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #263 | furry pants | 2 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #35 | green peawee marble | 33 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #50 | lemonade marble | 5 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #524 | old sweatpants | 127 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #16 | paranormal ricotta | 18 |
| #11 | patchouli incense stick | 4,057 |
| #249 | patchouli oil bomb | 5 |
| #712 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #477 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #37 | red China marble | 11 |
| #627 | red class ring | 10 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #298 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #19 | shimmering tendrils | 19 |
| #340 | shiny stones | 2 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #18 | steely marble | 2 |
| #2107 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2241 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #2652 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1821 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1672 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2187 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2290 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #1927 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1851 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #54 | torquoise | 3 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #827 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #13 | twitching trigger finger | 5 |
| #830 | valuable trinket | 76 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |