BeanHead

RankItemQuantity
#14371-ball1
#14282-ball1
#14553-ball1
#14754-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#1227Argarggagarg's fang1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1446BGE shotglass1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#70BRICKO hat1
#64BRICKO pants1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#62BRICKO sword1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#3370Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#222Bash-Ōs boxtop5
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#925Boris's ring1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#349CRIMBCO scrip965
#2425CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1350Crimbo candied pecan1
#1382Crimbo fudge1
#1367Crimbo peppermint bark1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#374Crimbuck2,672
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#2268Drowsy Sword2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#148Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire2
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#996Knob Goblin harem veil1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#3016Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet3
#282Necrotelicomnicon2
#301Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I2
#317Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II2
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#252Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV2
#253Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V2
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#2543Scalp of Gorgolok1
#282Sinful Desires2
#71Skullhead's Screw3
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#911ammonite fossil2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#886antique greaves1
#895antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#946antique spear1
#517bacon bath ball1
#2450baconstone1
#5942badass belt3
#430balaclava1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#110barskin cloak1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#671beer helmet1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#977belemnite fossil1
#26big bumboozer marble1
#1005big red clown nose1
#694black greaves1
#694black helmet1
#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#689blue class ring2
#432bone chips30
#751booty chest charrrm1
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#589bronze breastplate1
#47brown crock marble14
#70bumblebee marble2
#407burnt flower1
#745cannonball charrrm1
#997cheap toaster2
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#46clockwork staff1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#797clown shoes1
#202clownskin harness1
#1349club necklace5
#738copper ha'penny charrrm1
#849cornuthaum1
#1025daisy1
#1293dead guy's watch1
#164demonskin jacket1
#617depantsing bomb1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#81duct tape buckler1
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#233duct tape sword1
#256duct tape wallet1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#133eggman noodles1
#1946facsimile dictionary1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#264furry pants2
#3221fuzzy dice2
#696gearbox necklace1
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2128giant pinky ring2
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#940green clay bead2
#35green peawee marble33
#5337grue egg1
#632grumpy old man charrrm1
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#368grungy flannel shirt1
#2399hamethyst1
#3719handful of confetti4
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1996heart necklace3
#1396heart of the volcano2
#60helm of the white knight1
#147hipposkin poncho1
#577inflatable duck1
#63insane tophat1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#897kumquartz1
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#51lemonade marble5
#1370lucky rabbit's foot3
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#2264obsidian dagger4
#530old sweatpants127
#1185pack of KWE trading card2
#1760pail1
#189palm-frond capris1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#16paranormal ricotta18
#11patchouli incense stick4,057
#249patchouli oil bomb5
#720pink clay bead8
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#1530porquoise3
#479potted cactus3
#277quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments4
#38red China marble11
#635red class ring10
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#554right half of a heart necklace1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2767rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#535rum barrel charrrm1
#1033sawblade shield1
#150scintillating powder1
#478seal-blubber candle1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#301sealhide seal doll1
#86sealhide whip1
#72sharpened hubcap1
#19shimmering tendrils19
#338shiny stones2
#722silver tongue charrrm1
#802snowboarder pants1
#238soggy seed packet1
#2844solid gold bowling ball1
#1623spade necklace4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#668spark plug earring1
#2771spectre scepter4
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#1861stainless steel solitaire1
#18steely marble2
#2114stuffed Cheshire bitten23
#3369stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech13
#2248stuffed angry cow22
#2657stuffed astral badger18
#3098stuffed baby gravy fairy15
#2217stuffed cocoabo22
#1827stuffed flaming gravy fairy28
#1682stuffed frozen gravy fairy31
#2196stuffed hand turkey23
#2297stuffed mind flayer22
#1931stuffed scary death orb27
#3953stuffed shoulder parrot2
#2119stuffed sleazy gravy fairy24
#1857stuffed snowy owl27
#2664stuffed spooky gravy fairy18
#3197stuffed stinky gravy fairy14
#3223stuffed undead elbow macaroni14
#179stuffed walrus1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#804sucker scaffold1
#278sucker tachi1
#101sugar shank1
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#54torquoise3
#909tourmalime1
#828trilobite fossil2
#53trousers of the white knight1
#183tuxedo shirt1
#13twitching trigger finger5
#830valuable trinket76
#47vampire pearl earring1
#321vial of patchouli oil1
#474water wings1
#754white class ring5
#122white snakeskin duster1
#1245wolf mask1
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#176yak anorak1

Wow, that's 8,845 items total!

what items are this player missing?