| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #109 | BRICKO eye brick | 770 |
| #148 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #185 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 3 |
| #39 | BitterSweetTarts | 227 |
| #161 | Bulky Buddy Box | 17 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #533 | CRIMBCO mug | 21 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #356 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #31 | Cold Hots candy | 6,783 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #304 | Crimbo pie | 8 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #43 | Daffy Taffy | 1,393 |
| #294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #84 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1,038 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #32 | Piddles | 405 |
| #36 | Senior Mints | 6,338 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #209 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 14 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #238 | The Joy of Wassailing | 14 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #32 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6,333 |
| #163 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #76 | bag of many confections | 8 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #181 | bindlestocking | 14 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1011 | blue pixel | 10 |
| #255 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 3 |
| #446 | bottle of alcohol | 4 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #649 | box | 10 |
| #2513 | box of sunshine | 42 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #190 | candy knuckles | 10 |
| #415 | casino pass | 6 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #197 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 111 |
| #197 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 126 |
| #232 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 96 |
| #221 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 106 |
| #222 | dusty bottle of Port | 110 |
| #202 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 101 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #686 | fossilized limb | 4 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #188 | motivational poster | 21 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #328 | pet rock | 23 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #221 | razor-sharp can lid | 88 |
| #120 | roasted marshmallow | 300 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #316 | sleeping stocking | 9 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #742 | spooky sap | 9 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #12 | sugar shard | 2,503 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #441 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 16 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 17 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 20 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 18 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 16 |
| #256 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 15 |
| #257 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 15 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 29 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 36 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 78 |
| #175 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 14 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Felonia | 14 |
| #314 | tiny plastic G Imp | 20 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 13 |
| #296 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 22 |
| #505 | tiny plastic Hellion | 14 |
| #434 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 16 |
| #167 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 22 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 13 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 21 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 15 |
| #365 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 18 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #527 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 17 |
| #144 | tiny plastic The Man | 24 |
| #407 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 17 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 16 |
| #362 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 18 |
| #198 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 17 |
| #477 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 15 |
| #605 | tiny plastic angry goat | 27 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #443 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 16 |
| #351 | tiny plastic astronomer | 19 |
| #457 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 35 |
| #523 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 31 |
| #395 | tiny plastic beanbat | 17 |
| #121 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 22 |
| #476 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 33 |
| #491 | tiny plastic blooper | 14 |
| #404 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 17 |
| #486 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 14 |
| #758 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 23 |
| #553 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 29 |
| #165 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 23 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #284 | tiny plastic demoninja | 22 |
| #153 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 22 |
| #507 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 14 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #506 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 14 |
| #488 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 14 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #424 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 16 |
| #614 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #399 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 38 |
| #546 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 30 |
| #401 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 17 |
| #503 | tiny plastic goth giant | 14 |
| #773 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
| #443 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 15 |
| #137 | tiny plastic hermit | 22 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 23 |
| #807 | tiny plastic killer bee | 21 |
| #375 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 18 |
| #685 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 25 |
| #600 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 28 |
| #359 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 18 |
| #533 | tiny plastic mosquito | 30 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #198 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 17 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #399 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 40 |
| #248 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #408 | tiny plastic scary clown | 17 |
| #302 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 13 |
| #479 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 14 |
| #429 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 16 |
| #337 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 19 |
| #785 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 22 |
| #504 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 14 |
| #731 | tiny plastic stab bat | 24 |
| #535 | tiny plastic star starfish | 30 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #328 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 27 |
| #356 | tiny plastic taco cat | 19 |
| #351 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 18 |
| #262 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 15 |
| #509 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #532 | tiny plastic warwelf | 13 |
| #436 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 16 |
| #388 | tiny plastic zmobie | 17 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #145 | wine-soaked bone chips | 7 |