| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #269 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 10 |
| #279 | Blood Light | 14 |
| #245 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 8 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #632 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #226 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 10 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #64 | Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #32 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 124 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbot battery | 38 |
| #73 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 73 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #145 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 3 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 3 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 74 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #121 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 4 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 85 |
| #93 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 17 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 3 |
| #82 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 67 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 4 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 3 |
| #94 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 18 |
| #76 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 69 |
| #105 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 15 |
| #72 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 74 |
| #1372 | Crimbuck | 281 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #86 | Go-Wassail | 245 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #194 | Nightstalker perfume | 13 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #614 | Schrödinger's thermos | 14 |
| #207 | Silver Bullet beer | 12 |
| #285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #285 | The Joy of Wassailing | 12 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #70 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 20 |
| #48 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 491 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #542 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #14 | big glob of skin | 17 |
| #281 | bindlestocking | 10 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #112 | bone aperitif | 5 |
| #93 | bone meal | 6 |
| #21 | bottle of Blank-Out | 674 |
| #32 | bottle of bubbles | 512 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #81 | boulder | 28 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #180 | choco-Crimbot | 6 |
| #148 | chorizo taco | 37 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #77 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 26 |
| #210 | colorful plastic ball | 200 |
| #146 | corrupted data | 166 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #69 | cylindrical mold | 66 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #148 | drum of pomade | 10 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #77 | fat bottom quark | 28 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #476 | fudge lily | 8 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #58 | fudgecule | 46,388 |
| #151 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #208 | ghost protocol | 3 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #96 | grass clippings | 11 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #117 | high-energy mining laser | 13 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #89 | jerky coins | 235 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #115 | lawnmower blade | 2 |
| #56 | machetito | 3 |
| #66 | nugget of Crimbonium | 93 |
| #198 | pack of pogs | 99 |
| #82 | paperclip | 686 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #37 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #371 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #247 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
| #503 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #38 | pointy red hat | 11 |
| #12 | portable photocopier | 365 |
| #48 | radiation-resistant helmet | 34 |
| #112 | raisin | 5 |
| #995 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #61 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 27 |
| #68 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 25 |
| #101 | sleeping stocking | 20 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #203 | sorority brain | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #191 | squirming egg sac | 83 |
| #74 | string of Crimbo lights | 7 |
| #118 | throwing bone | 10 |
| #24 | tiny goth giant | 9 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #167 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 37 |
| #204 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 29 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 22 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 21 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 41 |
| #156 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 23 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #174 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 78 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #89 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 84 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 73 |
| #154 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 15 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Felonia | 22 |
| #122 | tiny plastic G Imp | 47 |
| #206 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 30 |
| #173 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 35 |
| #181 | tiny plastic Hellion | 33 |
| #145 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 41 |
| #182 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 21 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 36 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 41 |
| #183 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 33 |
| #277 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 24 |
| #173 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 35 |
| #199 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 31 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 36 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 30 |
| #249 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 16 |
| #196 | tiny plastic The Man | 19 |
| #227 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 28 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 22 |
| #172 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 36 |
| #186 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 18 |
| #273 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 24 |
| #172 | tiny plastic angry goat | 83 |
| #168 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 36 |
| #193 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 33 |
| #159 | tiny plastic astronomer | 41 |
| #184 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 75 |
| #219 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 64 |
| #176 | tiny plastic beanbat | 34 |
| #237 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 14 |
| #200 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 70 |
| #184 | tiny plastic blooper | 32 |
| #168 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 37 |
| #142 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 43 |
| #180 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 78 |
| #135 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 97 |
| #193 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 20 |
| #197 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 30 |
| #206 | tiny plastic demoninja | 30 |
| #234 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 16 |
| #235 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 26 |
| #164 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 35 |
| #148 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 41 |
| #174 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 38 |
| #169 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 35 |
| #185 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 73 |
| #242 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 57 |
| #156 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 90 |
| #180 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 33 |
| #189 | tiny plastic goth giant | 33 |
| #179 | tiny plastic grue | 71 |
| #179 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 33 |
| #93 | tiny plastic hermit | 29 |
| #196 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 73 |
| #188 | tiny plastic killer bee | 75 |
| #230 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 27 |
| #137 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 96 |
| #187 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 73 |
| #138 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 40 |
| #176 | tiny plastic mosquito | 75 |
| #190 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 34 |
| #170 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 19 |
| #202 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 72 |
| #192 | tiny plastic sauceror | 18 |
| #155 | tiny plastic scary clown | 40 |
| #139 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 23 |
| #160 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 37 |
| #222 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 28 |
| #141 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 43 |
| #227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 62 |
| #153 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 40 |
| #158 | tiny plastic stab bat | 85 |
| #197 | tiny plastic star starfish | 67 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #99 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 69 |
| #191 | tiny plastic taco cat | 31 |
| #127 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 44 |
| #200 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 18 |
| #155 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 40 |
| #232 | tiny plastic warwelf | 26 |
| #147 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 40 |
| #188 | tiny plastic zmobie | 33 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #31 | wind-up meatcar | 402 |