| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #305 | Crown of the Goblin King | 76 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #634 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 11 |
| #216 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 104 |
| #249 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 17 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #154 | astronaut pants | 56 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #525 | canteen of wine | 51 |
| #91 | cheap elven gloves | 33 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #335 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 33 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #277 | easter egg balloon | 70 |
| #248 | elven limbos gingerbread | 54 |
| #210 | elven moonshine | 55 |
| #49 | elven socks | 52 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #87 | festive holiday hat | 37 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #265 | gray bow tie | 26 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #785 | knuckle sandwich | 21 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #236 | patent leather shoes | 28 |
| #175 | penguin thesaurus | 37 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #157 | rag doll | 12 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #347 | sock monkey | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 14 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #366 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 12 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #666 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #471 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #532 | tiny plastic warwelf | 13 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #361 | toy jet pack | 21 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #66 | toy ray gun | 140 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #48 | toy space helmet | 154 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1238 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |