| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #308 | Crown of the Goblin King | 76 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #635 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 11 |
| #216 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 104 |
| #249 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 17 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #154 | astronaut pants | 56 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #524 | canteen of wine | 51 |
| #91 | cheap elven gloves | 33 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #335 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 33 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #276 | easter egg balloon | 70 |
| #247 | elven limbos gingerbread | 54 |
| #209 | elven moonshine | 55 |
| #49 | elven socks | 52 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #86 | festive holiday hat | 37 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #264 | gray bow tie | 26 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #785 | knuckle sandwich | 21 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #235 | patent leather shoes | 28 |
| #175 | penguin thesaurus | 37 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #158 | rag doll | 12 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #346 | sock monkey | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #567 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #788 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #829 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 14 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1029 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #538 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #366 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 12 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #667 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #924 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #811 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #953 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #905 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1052 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1274 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #724 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #745 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #472 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #532 | tiny plastic warwelf | 13 |
| #719 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #920 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #361 | toy jet pack | 21 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #66 | toy ray gun | 140 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #48 | toy space helmet | 154 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1239 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |