| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #493 | Microplushie: Bropane | 17 |
| #366 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 9 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #327 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 7 |
| #462 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 14 |
| #410 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 25 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #400 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 13 |
| #514 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 19 |
| #359 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 18 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 5 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #164 | burnt flower | 64 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #575 | empty agua de vida bottle | 219 |
| #1328 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #281 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #229 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #188 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 12 |
| #183 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 12 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #175 | magical pony: Uniquity | 13 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2002 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2618 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |