Museum :: Love Me

Love Me

Rank	Item	Quantity
#28	4-dimensional fez	10
#35	5-hour acrimony	290
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
🥉	Azurite	15,197
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#662	Bonerdagon necklace	17
#579	Boss Bat britches	26
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#493	CRIMBCO mug	23
#328	CRIMBCO wine	23
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
🥇	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	2
#7	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#2648	Crimbuck	9
#312	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	20
#17	Drowsy Sword	362
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#4	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
🥉	Eye Agate	14,203
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#9	Friendliness Beverage	1,070
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#59	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#134	Green Clover of Justice	13
#196	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	24
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
🥈	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#79	Instant Karma	149
#10	Iron Beta of Industry	411
#18	Knob Goblin visor	45,736
🥈	Lapis Lazuli	14,860
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#23	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	364
#73	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	3
#8	Neverending Party favor	318
#23	New Zealand iced tea	473
#176	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	37
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#1232	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥈	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#13	The Superconductor's CPU	8
#11	Thwaitgold ant statuette	16
#115	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	4
#993	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#6	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	163
#1740	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#13	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	104
#20	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	127
#276	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	6
#24	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	6
#81	Thwaitgold termite statuette	165
#232	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#38	Trainbot harness	2
#44	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#73	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#746	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#35	alien drugs	97
#104	alien source code printout	3
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#31	angst burger	404
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#118	anniversary gift box	10
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#45	badass belt	339
#7	bag of park garbage	693,387
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#230	bath ball gift set	21
#119	batskin belt	12
#44	big rock	137
#19	birdbone corset	16
#138	blank diary	1
#594	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	13
#75	blood sausage	1
#9	blue grass	373
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#345	bottle of fire	6
#192	bottled day	1
#177	buñuelos Jaliscos	5
#86	cabooze	8
#299	can of V-11	1
#96	candied bolts	8
#425	candied nuts	4
#17	candy egg deviler	3
#12	carrot cake precipice bar	53
#803	cement sandals	1
#107	chocomotive	7
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#96	cold seal sweat	32
#20	crystalline cheer	9,373
#89	deactivated mini-Trainbot	2
#199	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	4
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#141	disco horoscope (Cancer)	9
#153	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	7
#191	disco horoscope (Gemini)	4
#203	disco horoscope (Libra)	4
#151	disco horoscope (Pisces)	7
#159	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	7
#154	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	7
#188	disco horoscope (Virgo)	4
#179	discocktail	24
#45	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#72	dreadful roast	1
#29	dubious loincloth	3
#36	eau de mort	1
#1481	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#5	fat stacks of cash	149,333
🥇	filled mosquito	24,469
#129	flask of tainted mining oil	72
#182	foetid seal tear	31
#777	forbidden sausage	1
#158	freightcake	6
#36	frying brainpan	2
#5	future drug: Coolscaline	319
#8	future drug: Muscularactum	275
#6	future drug: Smartinex	303
#18	ghost pepper	11
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#2734	golden ring	2
#61	government-issued night-vision goggles	10
#11	grain of sand	23,176
#70	grape troll doll	1
#16	grue egg	448
#29	handful of confetti	472
#31	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#32	hothammer	2
🥇	jamfish jam	10,025
#66	java cookie	8
#16	kiwi beak	101
#81	law-abiding citizen cane	6
#31	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#162	liquid shifting time weirdness	4
#836	live wire	1
#40	lucky moai statuette	2
#29	moon-amber	1
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#49	old dry bone	1
#9	optimal spreadsheet	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#134	pickled bread	2
#25	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#910	pocketwatch on a chain	3
#1088	poison pen	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#10	portable housekeeping robot	1
#43	portable ping-pong table	1
#94	portable steam unit	1
#68	pretty flower	8,999
#225	primitive candy cane	2
#82	raffle prize box	5
#80	really nice lump of coal	1
#5	residual chitin paste	154
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#8	rhinestone	35,117
#806	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#926	ridiculous cocktail	1
#162	salt plum	3
#1179	sandwich of the gods	5
#5	sausage without a cause	283
🥉	scroll of minor invulnerability	17,209
🥈	scroll of protection from lycanthropes	22,609
#13	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	2
#13	silent pea shooter	122
#141	skull of the Bonerdagon	12
#17	sleaze cluster	2
#7	snowman-enchanting tophat	1
#53	solid gold bowling ball	253
#47	space jam	21
#13	space port	15
#44	spaghetti with rock-balls	2
#30	spectre scepter	363
#140	spirit mattress	2
#41	spiritual candy cane	5
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#311	spiritual fruitcake	1
#19	spooky cluster	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#71	square CRIMBCOOKIE	14
#57	stinkwater	1
#168	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	198
#378	stuffed Cheshire bitten	99
#255	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	128
#259	stuffed Meat	150
#271	stuffed angry cow	126
#427	stuffed astral badger	97
#306	stuffed baby gravy fairy	121
#417	stuffed cocoabo	95
#1531	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#350	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	111
#335	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	111
#337	stuffed hand turkey	108
#120	stuffed key	337
#227	stuffed mind flayer	145
#195	stuffed mink	180
#234	stuffed monocle	166
#205	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#247	stuffed scary death orb	134
#877	stuffed shoulder parrot	24
#279	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	126
#304	stuffed snowy owl	112
#366	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	106
#304	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	113
#185	stuffed teddy butler	193
#186	stuffed tin of caviar	188
#132	stuffed treasure chest	322
#277	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	124
#21	super-absorbent tarp	6
#836	sweet mochi ball	4
#14	synaptic soup	39
#17	throwing candy	121
#1084	throwing wrench	4
#931	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#932	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#935	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#163	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	4
#1465	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#759	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5
#2119	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#2097	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#1546	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1786	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
#3180	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2050	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#6231	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#695	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#14	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#43	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#1513	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#1477	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#127	tiny plastic Crimbomination	4
#345	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#13	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1101	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#2056	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#283	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1251	tiny plastic G Imp	6
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#2810	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#1467	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
#1358	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3914	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#796	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#13	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#167	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1492	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#1226	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	6
#1772	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#549	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	13
#1456	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#402	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1099	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
#1447	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#1240	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#685	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	6
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#1440	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#14	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#1522	tiny plastic The Man	3
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1072	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#738	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	5
#237	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#1227	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1458	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#829	tiny plastic astronomer	9
#8257	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3941	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#958	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#1763	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#1134	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#962	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#6192	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#1782	tiny plastic blooper	4
#1768	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#2769	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#846	tiny plastic bugaboo	4
#964	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#2504	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#3961	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3180	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2154	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#2771	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#37	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4502	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1466	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	5
#1251	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1792	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#2819	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#4887	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#6235	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8100	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2808	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#187	tiny plastic golden gundam	28
#2792	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6105	tiny plastic grue	2
#817	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	9
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8131	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#964	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#3904	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#2826	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#3975	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#6190	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#912	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	8
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#984	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#2830	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#761	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#1768	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#20	tiny plastic passenger car	2
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#2494	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#1780	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#1247	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#1217	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	6
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#4868	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#335	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#2898	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#2767	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#2769	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#1375	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#1774	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#177	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2765	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1239	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#97	toast	24,864
#40	toe jam	21
#302	traditional Crimbo cookie	8
#43	traffic jam	21
#92	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	13
#20	unquiet spirits	112
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#641	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	14
#29	vial of hot blood	3
#17	void burger	611
#15	void lager	635
#21	void stone	572
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#8	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#312	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#121	warehouse key	7
#26	warm fur	3
#144	worthless gewgaw	87

Wow, that's 1,124,334 items total!

what items are this player missing?