Museum :: Love Me

Love Me

Rank	Item	Quantity
#27	4-dimensional fez	10
#35	5-hour acrimony	290
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#4	Azurite	12,495
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#272	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#662	Bonerdagon necklace	17
#579	Boss Bat britches	26
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#492	CRIMBCO mug	23
#328	CRIMBCO wine	23
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
🥇	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	2
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#90	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#2642	Crimbuck	9
#311	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	20
#25	Drowsy Sword	330
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#4	Eye Agate	11,791
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#9	Friendliness Beverage	1,052
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#58	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#133	Green Clover of Justice	13
#196	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	24
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#94	Instant Karma	125
#13	Iron Beta of Industry	352
#18	Knob Goblin visor	45,732
🥉	Lapis Lazuli	12,222
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#33	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	332
#73	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	3
#9	Neverending Party favor	283
#23	New Zealand iced tea	471
#177	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	37
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#1230	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#12	The Superconductor's CPU	8
#11	Thwaitgold ant statuette	16
#113	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	4
#990	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#7	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	132
#1738	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#98	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#13	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	77
#20	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	127
#272	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	6
#21	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	6
#82	Thwaitgold termite statuette	164
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#38	Trainbot harness	2
#43	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#746	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#34	alien drugs	94
#104	alien source code printout	3
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#31	angst burger	403
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#51	badass belt	312
#6	bag of park garbage	625,631
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#229	bath ball gift set	21
#166	batskin belt	7
#42	big rock	137
#19	birdbone corset	16
#137	blank diary	1
#628	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#74	blood sausage	1
#9	blue grass	356
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#345	bottle of fire	6
#191	bottled day	1
#169	buñuelos Jaliscos	5
#86	cabooze	8
#299	can of V-11	1
#96	candied bolts	8
#424	candied nuts	4
#13	carrot cake precipice bar	46
#802	cement sandals	1
#102	chocomotive	7
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#96	cold seal sweat	32
#20	crystalline cheer	9,373
#87	deactivated mini-Trainbot	2
#199	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	4
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#141	disco horoscope (Cancer)	9
#153	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	7
#191	disco horoscope (Gemini)	4
#203	disco horoscope (Libra)	4
#151	disco horoscope (Pisces)	7
#159	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	7
#154	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	7
#188	disco horoscope (Virgo)	4
#179	discocktail	24
#45	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#71	dreadful roast	1
#29	dubious loincloth	3
#37	eau de mort	1
#1481	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#4	fat stacks of cash	119,553
🥇	filled mosquito	20,845
#129	flask of tainted mining oil	72
#182	foetid seal tear	31
#778	forbidden sausage	1
#153	freightcake	6
#36	frying brainpan	2
#6	future drug: Coolscaline	302
#8	future drug: Muscularactum	260
#8	future drug: Smartinex	284
#17	ghost pepper	11
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#2734	golden ring	2
#61	government-issued night-vision goggles	10
#12	grain of sand	19,525
#70	grape troll doll	1
#25	grue egg	389
#37	handful of confetti	413
#30	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#32	hothammer	2
🥇	jamfish jam	10,022
#64	java cookie	8
#16	kiwi beak	101
#81	law-abiding citizen cane	6
#30	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#161	liquid shifting time weirdness	4
#836	live wire	1
#30	moon-amber	1
#647	night-vision goggles	3
#49	old dry bone	1
#9	optimal spreadsheet	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#127	pickled bread	2
#24	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#910	pocketwatch on a chain	3
#1087	poison pen	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#11	portable housekeeping robot	1
#42	portable ping-pong table	1
#90	portable steam unit	1
#69	pretty flower	8,682
#224	primitive candy cane	2
#83	raffle prize box	5
#80	really nice lump of coal	1
#5	residual chitin paste	123
#44	reusable shopping bag	1
#11	rhinestone	31,343
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#161	salt plum	3
#1178	sandwich of the gods	5
#6	sausage without a cause	280
🥉	scroll of minor invulnerability	14,759
🥈	scroll of protection from lycanthropes	19,705
#13	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	2
#13	silent pea shooter	120
#192	skull of the Bonerdagon	7
#17	sleaze cluster	2
#63	solid gold bowling ball	221
#47	space jam	21
#13	space port	13
#44	spaghetti with rock-balls	2
#40	spectre scepter	331
#140	spirit mattress	2
#41	spiritual candy cane	5
#287	spiritual eggnog	1
#309	spiritual fruitcake	1
#19	spooky cluster	1
#1478	spooky hockey mask	1
#132	square CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#57	stinkwater	1
#185	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	187
#451	stuffed Cheshire bitten	88
#279	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	120
#275	stuffed Meat	145
#311	stuffed angry cow	115
#511	stuffed astral badger	86
#325	stuffed baby gravy fairy	115
#430	stuffed cocoabo	92
#1528	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#382	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	105
#352	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	108
#395	stuffed hand turkey	99
#129	stuffed key	317
#260	stuffed mind flayer	134
#237	stuffed mink	160
#244	stuffed monocle	160
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#263	stuffed scary death orb	128
#912	stuffed shoulder parrot	23
#307	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	117
#340	stuffed snowy owl	106
#394	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	102
#358	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	105
#197	stuffed teddy butler	185
#208	stuffed tin of caviar	179
#139	stuffed treasure chest	306
#302	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	117
#21	super-absorbent tarp	6
#833	sweet mochi ball	4
#14	synaptic soup	39
#17	throwing candy	119
#1084	throwing wrench	4
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#163	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	4
#1464	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#759	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5
#2118	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1784	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#81	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#6225	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#694	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#1511	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#1476	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#127	tiny plastic Crimbomination	4
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1098	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1250	tiny plastic G Imp	6
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#1465	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#784	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1490	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#1221	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	6
#1769	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#549	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	13
#1453	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1098	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
#1447	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#1237	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#681	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	6
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1071	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#738	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	5
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#1226	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#2857	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3941	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1457	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#828	tiny plastic astronomer	9
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3937	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#1132	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#961	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#4479	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#1766	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#2767	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#845	tiny plastic bugaboo	4
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#2502	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#3958	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3175	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2150	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1465	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	5
#1249	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#2814	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#4883	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#6231	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#193	tiny plastic golden gundam	22
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6098	tiny plastic grue	2
#816	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	9
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#963	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#3902	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#3971	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#6183	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#911	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	8
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#983	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#2827	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#761	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#1765	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#18	tiny plastic passenger car	2
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#2493	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#1779	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#1214	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	6
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#4863	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#8134	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#1373	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#1771	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1238	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#106	toast	22,687
#40	toe jam	21
#298	traditional Crimbo cookie	8
#43	traffic jam	21
#99	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	12
#20	unquiet spirits	112
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#638	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	14
#29	vial of hot blood	3
#16	void burger	514
#14	void lager	535
#24	void stone	472
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#8	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#311	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#121	warehouse key	7
#26	warm fur	3

Wow, that's 998,915 items total!

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