| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #786 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #326 | D roll | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #330 | New Zealand iced tea | 4 |
| #579 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 12 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #514 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #1779 | Valentine | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #193 | around the world | 12 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #653 | banana | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #545 | buckyball | 9 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1215 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1466 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #924 | distilled fortified wine | 2 |
| #647 | doll house | 7 |
| #772 | dollhive | 8 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #1878 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #1619 | elven suicide capsule | 9 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1066 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #140 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #324 | heart-shaped balloon | 26 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #21 | honeypot | 3 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #346 | licorice root | 11 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #168 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #604 | petrified wood | 12 |
| #277 | pile of dusty animal bones | 23 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #583 | possessed top | 10 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #742 | pumpkinhead mask | 7 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #347 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 8 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #335 | spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #812 | spooky sap | 6 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #1085 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5815 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6851 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6371 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6929 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #7020 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #142 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #156 | the funk | 1 |
| #834 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #768 | top | 6 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1888 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #105 | twist of lime | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |