| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #464 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #520 | 3-ball | 8 |
| #443 | 4-ball | 10 |
| #401 | 5-ball | 11 |
| #342 | 6-ball | 14 |
| #569 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #460 | 8-ball | 53 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #301 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 11 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #532 | Corpse Island iced tea | 10 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #380 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 5 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #221 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 10 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #810 | Mad Train wine | 58 |
| #276 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 10 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #465 | Supernova Champagne | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #675 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #219 | beach glass bead | 23 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #596 | bilge wine | 7 |
| #167 | black & tan | 20 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #701 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #92 | blended frozen swill | 3 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #797 | bloody beer | 3 |
| #368 | bloody mary | 4 |
| #859 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #368 | booty chest charrrm | 13 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #219 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 8 |
| #307 | bottle of Definit | 2 |
| #248 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 5 |
| #256 | bottle of Ooze-O | 3 |
| #145 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 4 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #128 | bottle of cooking sherry | 19 |
| #966 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #126 | bottle of popskull | 27 |
| #1070 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #979 | bottle of tequila | 6 |
| #864 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1094 | bottle of whiskey | 6 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #861 | candied yams | 10 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #426 | cannonball charrrm | 10 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #222 | clay peace-sign bead | 21 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #367 | cocktail napkin | 8 |
| #63 | cocoa egg | 281 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #367 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 12 |
| #696 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #155 | cup of primitive beer | 19 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #405 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #297 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #398 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #562 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 16 |
| #587 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 15 |
| #577 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 14 |
| #674 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 10 |
| #719 | dusty bottle of Port | 8 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #104 | eggbeater | 6 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #357 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 4 |
| #190 | fine wine | 45 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #398 | flute of flat champagne | 14 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #947 | ghuol egg | 5 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #265 | handful of hand chalk | 143 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #198 | hemp string | 99 |
| #522 | herbal stuffing | 15 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #82 | knob mushroom wine | 2 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #930 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #319 | margarita | 4 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #11 | melted Jell-o shot | 1,093 |
| #132 | moonberry wine cooler | 3 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #78 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 30 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1115 | pail | 5 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #274 | pat-a-cake pendant | 4 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #234 | phat turquoise bead | 34 |
| #740 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #70 | plum wine | 12 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #712 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1108 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #163 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #167 | robotronic egg | 144 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #705 | sake bomb | 2 |
| #587 | salty dog | 5 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #330 | screwdriver | 4 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #234 | shot of rotgut | 3 |
| #90 | shot of tomato schnapps | 93 |
| #338 | silver tongue charrrm | 15 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1623 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #374 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3750 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4055 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #611 | stuffed gray blob | 50 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4272 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #626 | stuffed ninja snowman | 7 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1922 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #3196 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #204 | tarrrnish charrrm | 14 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #295 | tofu casserole | 4 |
| #1014 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1103 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #520 | white lightning | 13 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |