| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #483 | Crimbo salad | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #290 | Hollandaise helmet | 10 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #278 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #320 | Misty Robe | 2 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 54 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #143 | antique machete | 3 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #9 | bag of grain | 33 |
| #320 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #52 | communal gobstopper | 8 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #1305 | disco ball | 6 |
| #1159 | disco mask | 7 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #353 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1591 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #547 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1347 | helmet turtle | 7 |
| #337 | hemp candy necklace | 2 |
| #263 | hot plate | 3 |
| #311 | imp unity ring | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | killing jar | 2 |
| #181 | loadstone | 4 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #387 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #884 | old sweatpants | 57 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #651 | pasta spoon | 25 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | pocket maze | 39 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #134 | pork elf goodies sack | 58 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #630 | ravioli hat | 26 |
| #314 | red ale | 3 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1113 | saucepan | 11 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1232 | seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #795 | seal-skull helmet | 4 |
| #4 | shady shades | 54 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #11 | silver face paint | 53 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #30 | spiritual eggnog | 6 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #46 | squeaky toy rose | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1411 | stolen accordion | 4 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #1139 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1410 | turtle totem | 5 |
| #87 | unnatural gas | 3 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |