| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #741 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #333 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 17 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2890 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #339 | Jack-in-the-box | 18 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #2322 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #250 | Red Rover BB gun | 15 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #90 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #152 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 3 |
| #403 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 32 |
| #410 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 29 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #398 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 32 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #88 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #245 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 27 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #426 | chocolate filthy lucre | 7 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #366 | corrupted data | 33 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #241 | decaying goldfish liver | 27 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #108 | devilish folio | 14 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1370 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #678 | duct tape | 41 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1241 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #285 | gator skin | 23 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #43 | guard turtle collar | 30 |
| #58 | guard turtle shell | 60 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1083 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #947 | hobo nickel | 52 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #328 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #170 | lost key | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #190 | maple leaf | 3 |
| #666 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #168 | mime soul fragment | 20 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #14 | musty moccasins | 2 |
| #358 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1945 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #274 | pat-a-cake pendant | 4 |
| #313 | peanut brittle shield | 10 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #112 | plastic ingot | 139 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #527 | poutine | 4 |
| #80 | powdered candy sushi set | 11 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #513 | sewer nuggets | 3 |
| #127 | sewer wad | 24 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #51 | silent beret | 1 |
| #409 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #147 | spaghetti cult mask | 9 |
| #108 | spaghetti cult rosary | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #502 | squirming egg sac | 16 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1336 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #123 | sweet mochi ball | 15 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #777 | towel | 10 |
| #125 | transporter transponder | 12 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #191 | wumpus hair | 10 |