| #49 | Angry Farmer candy | 4,473 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #87 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 22 |
| #64 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 26 |
| #1484 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #307 | Crimbo pie | 8 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #358 | Go-Wassail | 50 |
| #130 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 28 |
| #30 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4,345 |
| #143 | O'RLY manual | 7 |
| #153 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 3 |
| #43 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #309 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 41 |
| #32 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 8,991 |
| #171 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 4 |
| #166 | Ye Olde Meade | 2 |
| #139 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 7 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #436 | ammonite fossil | 10 |
| #69 | awful poetry journal | 4,282 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #189 | bananagate | 36 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #313 | belemnite fossil | 15 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #132 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 41 |
| #221 | bottle of bubbles | 52 |
| #22 | brass gear | 916 |
| #16 | brown felt tophat | 353 |
| #54 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 31 |
| #95 | candy kneecapping stick | 17 |
| #244 | candy knuckles | 8 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #76 | chaos butterfly | 7,885 |
| #132 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 6 |
| #25 | cinnamon troll doll | 3 |
| #50 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 18 |
| #289 | dire fudgesicle | 4 |
| #83 | disturbing fanfic | 3,401 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #691 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #247 | elven suicide capsule | 41 |
| #40 | fancy chocolate car | 51 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #99 | frigid fudgepuck | 46 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #79 | fudge cube | 4 |
| #252 | fudge lily | 24 |
| #39 | fudge pocket square | 2 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #103 | fudgecule | 25,243 |
| #178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #52 | furry fur | 4,625 |
| #161 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #138 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #123 | giant gym membership card | 5 |
| #136 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 5 |
| #111 | giant jar of protein powder | 7 |
| #25 | giant needle | 5,105 |
| #171 | giant penguin keychain | 2 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #13 | giant safety pin | 336 |
| #154 | giant turkey leg | 2 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #173 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 18 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #41 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 5 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #356 | green gummi ingot | 92 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #41 | heavy D | 4,617 |
| #853 | herringcello | 22 |
| #349 | irradiated candy cane | 11 |
| #86 | jawbruiser | 22 |
| #187 | kumquartz | 36 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #43 | licorice garrote | 29 |
| #432 | licorice root | 7 |
| #152 | lime supersucker | 3 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #766 | lollipop stick | 10 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #84 | oozenog | 27 |
| #151 | open sauce | 5 |
| #46 | original G | 4,544 |
| #635 | pack of pogs | 19 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #67 | pear lozenge | 3 |
| #163 | pear supersucker | 2 |
| #303 | pearidot | 22 |
| #112 | pec oil | 8 |
| #294 | penguin focaccia bread | 37 |
| #53 | plot hole | 7,882 |
| #202 | pocketwatch on a chain | 11 |
| #308 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #374 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #267 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #401 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #212 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 5 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #220 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 5 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #35 | probability potion | 3,400 |
| #38 | procrastination potion | 3,551 |
| #23 | rave whistle | 964 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #342 | red gummi ingot | 97 |
| #116 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #170 | strawberry supersucker | 2 |
| #295 | strawberyl | 24 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #246 | sucker scaffold | 48 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #199 | superheated fudge | 22 |
| #38 | thin black candle | 10,765 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #438 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 7 |
| #108 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 57 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 48 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 35 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 28 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 6 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 6 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 48 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 36 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 26 |
| #70 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 6 |
| #1390 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #145 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 7 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 19 |
| #360 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 26 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 6 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 6 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 2 |
| #147 | tiny plastic Felonia | 25 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 6 |
| #114 | tiny plastic G Imp | 51 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 60 |
| #133 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 45 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Hellion | 53 |
| #126 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 46 |
| #106 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 34 |
| #135 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 46 |
| #121 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 50 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 61 |
| #130 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 47 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 6 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 48 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 51 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 50 |
| #116 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 51 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 27 |
| #130 | tiny plastic The Man | 26 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 50 |
| #592 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #129 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 49 |
| #53 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #136 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 50 |
| #712 | tiny plastic angry goat | 24 |
| #125 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 49 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #124 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 50 |
| #126 | tiny plastic astronomer | 49 |
| #249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 56 |
| #849 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 21 |
| #128 | tiny plastic beanbat | 48 |
| #418 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #122 | tiny plastic blooper | 46 |
| #135 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 48 |
| #160 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 40 |
| #136 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #917 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #41 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 6 |
| #124 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 30 |
| #120 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 50 |
| #105 | tiny plastic demoninja | 58 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #104 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 58 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 6 |
| #73 | tiny plastic fax machine | 6 |
| #76 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 69 |
| #143 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 43 |
| #144 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 46 |
| #130 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 48 |
| #935 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #932 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #927 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #122 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 51 |
| #114 | tiny plastic goth giant | 56 |
| #925 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #161 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 37 |
| #696 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #67 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 6 |
| #963 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 19 |
| #856 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #122 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 50 |
| #849 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #797 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #144 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 39 |
| #836 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #153 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 6 |
| #142 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 47 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #901 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #118 | tiny plastic scary clown | 52 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #134 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 46 |
| #118 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 53 |
| #122 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 50 |
| #789 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 22 |
| #128 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 48 |
| #893 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #71 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 7 |
| #140 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 6 |
| #437 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 21 |
| #114 | tiny plastic taco cat | 56 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 43 |
| #45 | tiny plastic trollipop | 6 |
| #720 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #130 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 49 |
| #104 | tiny plastic warwelf | 51 |
| #87 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 68 |
| #120 | tiny plastic zmobie | 46 |
| #208 | tourmalime | 35 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #526 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #61 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 17 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #335 | trilobite fossil | 13 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #396 | wind-up meatcar | 27 |
| #43 | wolf mask | 1,674 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #345 | yellow gummi ingot | 94 |