| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #969 | Crimbuck | 693 |
| #159 | DUFRESNE Suds | 16 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #285 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #180 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #52 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,468 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #11 | Source essence | 528,105 |
| #36 | Spacegate Research | 304 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #90 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #137 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #415 | casino pass | 6 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #84 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #110 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #42 | hermit factoid | 15 |
| #152 | hunk of granite | 7 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #140 | lint | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #96 | mafia filofax | 2 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #94 | old love note | 1 |
| #11 | page of the Necrohobocon | 666 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #12 | pill cup | 7,645 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #162 | short deposition | 1 |
| #125 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #180 | shovelful of dirt | 2 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #143 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #128 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #144 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #91 | triad summoning scroll | 1 |
| #183 | una poca de gracia | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #112 | white page | 1 |
| #251 | wumpus hair | 6 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |