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| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 8 |
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| #108 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 134 |
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| #59 | Piddles | 73 |
| #36 | Polka Pop | 90 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
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| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #244 | battered Crimbo Crate | 51 |
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| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
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| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
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| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
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| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
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| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #1219 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
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| #804 | disease | 4 |
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| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
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| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
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| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
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| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
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| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
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| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #430 | happiness | 3 |
| #920 | helmet turtle | 22 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #902 | herringcello | 21 |
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| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
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| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
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| #67 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 25 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #685 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
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| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #475 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #427 | mother's little helper | 5 |
| #151 | mummy costume | 50 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #150 | off-white striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #577 | personal massager | 10 |
| #732 | personalized coffee mug | 24 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
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| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #222 | pumpkinhead mask | 37 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
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| #227 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 25 |
| #187 | serum of sarcasm | 10 |
| #450 | shingle | 9 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #562 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 30 |
| #2150 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3530 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4302 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #1861 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #1036 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
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| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5315 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
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| #1960 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #1963 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #247 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 76 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #113 | sugar sheet | 137 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #204 | tomato juice of powerful power | 10 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #911 | turtle totem | 22 |
| #792 | twinkly wad | 15 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1607 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #144 | wad of cotton | 20 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #853 | water pipe bomb | 3 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #189 | wolfman mask | 43 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1326 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |