| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1054 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #1010 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 40 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1231 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 32 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1425 | Yummy Tummy bean | 96 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1299 | candy cane | 25 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #839 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #271 | delicious noodles | 7 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #378 | dry noodles | 252 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #924 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #945 | ghuol egg | 5 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #608 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1319 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1313 | pail | 3 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #605 | papaya | 12 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1007 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #1106 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #412 | scrumptious reagent | 168 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2008 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #472 | wooden block | 6 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |