| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #778 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #567 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 43 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #431 | bottle of Blank-Out | 20 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #744 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 6 |
| #831 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #765 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 6 |
| #583 | dusty bottle of Port | 16 |
| #565 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 14 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #350 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #1157 | filthy lucre | 18 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #859 | floaty sand | 3 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #319 | fossilized limb | 28 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #142 | fossilized spider skull | 4 |
| #209 | fossilized spike | 21 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #402 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #366 | fossilized wing | 8 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1369 | herringcello | 13 |
| #741 | hobo nickel | 171 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #829 | pretty flower | 43 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #160 | snowball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #660 | thin black candle | 119 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #939 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #735 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1411 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #392 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #1921 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #426 | volcanic ash | 6 |