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| #47 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 6 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
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| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #134 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #154 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #293 | Misty Cape | 3 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #249 | Misty Robe | 5 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
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| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #151 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
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| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #527 | baconstone | 15 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
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| #26 | beery blood | 112 |
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| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
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| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
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| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #77 | dangerous jerkcicle | 10 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
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| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
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| #1412 | disco mask | 3 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
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| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
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| #290 | ghost of a necklace | 11 |
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| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
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| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
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| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
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| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
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| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
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| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
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| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #148 | ornate picture frame | 15 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #282 | pink clay bead | 61 |
| #79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
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| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #205 | purple clay bead | 20 |
| #1358 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #568 | red class ring | 12 |
| #92 | red money bag | 13 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
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| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1551 | saucepan | 2 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
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| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #266 | seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #241 | shiny stones | 19 |
| #274 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #334 | spray paint | 4 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #12 | stolen accordion | 48,655 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
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| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #93 | topiary nugglet | 24 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1473 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #964 | valuable trinket | 57 |
| #625 | white class ring | 8 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
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| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |