| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
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| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
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| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
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| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
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| #19 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
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| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
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| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #36 | Fettris | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
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| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Goblin | 1 |
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| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #112 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
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| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
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| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
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| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #507 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 12 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
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| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #28 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
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| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #15 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
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| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
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| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #666 | Spam Witch sammich | 18 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #53 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #38 | big hot pepper | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #802 | broken skull | 8 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #299 | cold wad | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #70 | crudles | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #57 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #1128 | disturbing fanfic | 21 |
| #12 | dragon snaps | 908 |
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| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #363 | dwarvish magazine | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #109 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
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| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
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| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
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| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #457 | frozen feather | 13 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #37 | fusillocybin | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #131 | goblin autoblowgun | 2 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #102 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #138 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #861 | knuckle sandwich | 17 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #38 | libertagliatelle | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
| #42 | linguini of the sea | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #169 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #53 | prescription noodles | 1 |
| #126 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #35 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 4 |
| #35 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 8 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #364 | seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #45 | shells a la shellfish | 1 |
| #161 | shiny tribal beads | 11 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #53 | spagecialetti | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #57 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #2618 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #1658 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #30 | terra panna cotta | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #41 | turkish mostaccioli | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |